Entertainment & Music - 12 November 2006

it seems to me that they are gettting pretty crappy as far as im concerned.. the older episodes are great . but the newer ones kinda suck .. who agrees ??

2006-11-12 17:56:41 · 7 answers · asked by ? 1 in Television

2006-11-12 17:56:25 · 9 answers · asked by gary a 2 in Television

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, jackasses, and pigs, the wife asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the husband replied, "in-laws."

2006-11-12 17:56:02 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-12 17:55:39 · 18 answers · asked by Crazy Lady 1 in Polls & Surveys

Looking for anything tiesto , armin van buuren , paul van dyke & any good djs, all I seem to find is early 2000 stuff I want 2006:)

2006-11-12 17:55:28 · 5 answers · asked by chickadee372 1 in Music

he was a retard

2006-11-12 17:54:31 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

if she annoys me, i make her sleep outside in the car, but everytime she just sneaks back into the house. i knew it was a bad idea to give her a set of keys, what can i do about this?

2006-11-12 17:54:10 · 21 answers · asked by secure white american 1 in Polls & Surveys

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.

After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again.

The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. Swoooop! Two arms pops out! The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender ignores the whole affair.

By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Swoooop! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left... then to the right... right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says... "He should have quit while he was a head!"

2006-11-12 17:52:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What do you think about My Chemical Romance’s new album, The Black Parade?
What’s your favorite song? Why?
What do you think of the guys’ new looks?

2006-11-12 17:52:02 · 6 answers · asked by Willow 3 in Music

joined the yahoo answers morality police ....would that be turning to the dark side??

2006-11-12 17:51:49 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-12 17:51:27 · 14 answers · asked by Nikki Tesla 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-12 17:49:58 · 3 answers · asked by Deborah Z 1 in Music

Last time, we saw this following riddle:

In baseball, running around the bases, why does it take longer going from second to third?
A: Because there is a shortstop in the middle!

Heheh. And here is today's riddle:

Why wasn't the girl afraid of the lion?

Have fun! :)

2006-11-12 17:48:16 · 8 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Jokes & Riddles

You find an awesome question, you type out a great answer, hit submit and stupid Yahoo requires you to log in and you lose your whole answer? Why the h ell do we have to log in every day anyway?

2006-11-12 17:47:40 · 17 answers · asked by Zorlinda 6 in Polls & Surveys

A young man shopping in a supermarket
Noticed a little old lady following him around.

If he stopped, she stopped.
Furthermore she kept staring at him.

She finally overtook him at the checkout,
And she turned to him and said,
"I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease;
it's just that you look so much like my son
whom I lost in War."

He answered, "That's okay."

"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out
"Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store,
It would make me feel so happy."

She then went through the checkout,
And as she was on her way out of the store,
The man called out,

" Goodbye..., Mom."

The little old lady waved, and smiled
Back at him

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine
Into someone's day, he went to pay for his
Groceries.

"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.

"How come so much ...
I only bought 5 items.."

The clerk replied,
"Yeah, but your Mother said
You'd be paying for her things, too."


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2006-11-12 17:46:38 · 22 answers · asked by stone 4 in Jokes & Riddles

There is a song that was out about three years ago and the backround music has kind of a chinese sound to it..anyone know the song title or artist? Any suggestions are welcome!

2006-11-12 17:46:10 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Do u believe Ciara is a transvestite? give evidence that supports ur opinon(s).

2006-11-12 17:46:01 · 4 answers · asked by gangstalicious_pinoy 1 in Celebrities

pretty much the only thing we have in common is the offensive jerk thing

2006-11-12 17:45:43 · 6 answers · asked by secure white american 1 in Polls & Surveys

Whats the last thing a man wants to make
And really does not want to make
The man who makes it, can't change it
Another man can change it
Not every man can make it ?

2006-11-12 17:45:43 · 21 answers · asked by scousey1505 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I live down under and have only seen the first 2 seasons

2006-11-12 17:43:37 · 5 answers · asked by Erk_Man 1 in Television

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2006-11-12 17:43:20 · 1 answers · asked by ? 6 in Celebrities

2006-11-12 17:42:10 · 6 answers · asked by LIZ 3 in Music

sick-o's!

2006-11-12 17:41:13 · 7 answers · asked by Kelly Bundy 6 in Polls & Surveys

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

2006-11-12 17:41:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

limewire and bearshare songs are all corrupted =(

2006-11-12 17:39:33 · 4 answers · asked by pink 5 in Music

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a
glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

"What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me, I'm
celebrating."

"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the
woman.

"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my
gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I switched cocks," he replied.

She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"

2006-11-12 17:39:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

they used to be such a hot couple but dun hear much about them...anyone noes wat happened to them?

2006-11-12 17:37:19 · 3 answers · asked by bsou6571 1 in Celebrities

There is a guy and a girl. I'd say middleaged by can't quite recall (this was on a movie or tv).
The guy says something then the girl replies, "Who," or something like that (sorry on being so vague).
The guy says "They did(/said/something)"
The girl looks at him and says "They sure do say a lot of things."
I think the girl was reading a book, or she might have been studying.
I forget things easily, but when I remember only parts it drives me nuts.
There also might have been a romantic element to the guy & girls relationship.
Thats all i've got.

2006-11-12 17:36:57 · 6 answers · asked by sammy_sammeranno 1 in Movies

Tell us your fav powderfinger song and why?

2006-11-12 17:36:13 · 7 answers · asked by Erk_Man 1 in Music

A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment.

After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me.
Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home. His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty pissed.

"Where the hell have you been?!"
"Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking chick there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her."
"Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!"

She sees his hands are covered with powder and... "You God damn liar!! You went bowling again!!"

2006-11-12 17:34:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles