A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment.
After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me.
Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home. His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty pissed.
"Where the hell have you been?!"
"Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking chick there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her."
"Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!"
She sees his hands are covered with powder and... "You God damn liar!! You went bowling again!!"
2006-11-12 17:34:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i would kill him~! lier lol did you like it? hehe
2006-11-12 17:35:37 · update #1
LOL!! That was so funny!
if i could,i would vote for it as the best Question!!
2006-11-12 17:41:26 · answer #1 · answered by royalblue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL....so damn funny. I have heard it before, using "playing billiards" as the reason, rather then bowling, but still a really funny joke.
2006-11-13 01:39:39 · answer #2 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Instead of putting powder , Why don't he take her lipstick and draw many lips on his shirt . His wife will really believe him.
2006-11-13 01:42:22 · answer #3 · answered by jay17manutd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT? MY FIANCE COMES HOME EVERY THURSDAY WITH TALCUM POWDER ON HIS HANDS AND USES STORIES LIKE THAT, DAMN BASTARD, HOLD ON WHILE I COMMIT A CRIME!!!!!
LOL!!!!!
Totally kidding but that is so perfect!!!! Loved it!! Thanks for the great laugh!!!
2006-11-13 01:45:16 · answer #4 · answered by EriksSweetheart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha....nice
2006-11-13 13:17:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a trip. Busted! LOL
2006-11-13 02:20:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one.
2006-11-13 01:37:19 · answer #7 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe funny lol
2006-11-13 01:41:44 · answer #8 · answered by sad_angel_eyes_4u 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he he>>>>funny one, I don't think he can get away every time he lies>>>>>LOL
2006-11-13 01:38:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute little twist there :)
2006-11-13 01:40:34 · answer #10 · answered by jobseeker_3212005 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋