A young man shopping in a supermarket
Noticed a little old lady following him around.
If he stopped, she stopped.
Furthermore she kept staring at him.
She finally overtook him at the checkout,
And she turned to him and said,
"I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease;
it's just that you look so much like my son
whom I lost in War."
He answered, "That's okay."
"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out
"Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store,
It would make me feel so happy."
She then went through the checkout,
And as she was on her way out of the store,
The man called out,
" Goodbye..., Mom."
The little old lady waved, and smiled
Back at him
Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine
Into someone's day, he went to pay for his
Groceries.
"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.
"How come so much ...
I only bought 5 items.."
The clerk replied,
"Yeah, but your Mother said
You'd be paying for her things, too."
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2006-11-12 17:46:38 · 22 answers · asked by stone 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha!! Thats sooooooooooo cute!!
2006-11-12 17:50:49 · answer #1 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bwuahahaha...wow! What a smart old lady! Too bad my mom's not that smart...we'd save so much money! I shall pass this joke on to a friend.
2006-11-12 17:54:45 · answer #2 · answered by fliptastic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever old lady
2006-11-13 04:25:26 · answer #3 · answered by dang_terr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe>>>>>>>funniest joke of the day>>>>>thanks for the laugh
Yes, smart mother, but foolish son?
2006-11-12 17:50:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so fu*ked up!!! I can totally see my own grandmother doing the same thing!!!! SAD but TRUE
2006-11-12 17:54:55 · answer #5 · answered by EriksSweetheart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, funny...I rate it 4 stars .
2006-11-13 00:12:47 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good!Tell another one like that!
2006-11-12 22:11:20 · answer #7 · answered by SGraja 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i like it funny but i would go looking for her if she did that to me lol
2006-11-12 17:49:42 · answer #8 · answered by sad_angel_eyes_4u 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
very funny
2006-11-13 02:43:55 · answer #9 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dang!~
2006-11-12 18:05:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋