Entertainment & Music - 11 November 2006

A lady called her gynecologist, and asked for an "emergency" appointment. The receptionist said to come right in.

She rushed to the office, and was ushered right into an examination room. The doctor came into the exam room and asked about her problem.

She was very shy about her emergency problem, and asked the gynecologist to please examine her vagina.

So the doctor started to examine her. He stuck up his head after completing his examination. "I'm sorry, Miss," he said, "but removing that vibrator is going to involve a very lengthy , delicate and expensive surgical operation."

"I'm not sure I can afford it," sighed the young woman. "But while I am here could you just replace the batteries?

2006-11-11 16:16:26 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

You know when you have a problem and you really want someone help especially on here,instead of helping you they give you a smart motuh answers,I ask people to help me solve a problem I had on a program called Photo Story LE,and these 2 girls didnt help me but gave me smart mouth answers just because I accidently put it in the wrong category,I hate it when people do that,they might as well not answer at all!!!!!


And yes my problem is still UNSOLVED!!!!!!!

2006-11-11 16:15:45 · 28 answers · asked by Lissa305 4 in Polls & Surveys

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.


Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.


The first woman said, "Have you ever had a hug?"


The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.


The second woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"


The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.


The third woman came to him and said, "Have you ever been ******?"


The fellow said, "No."


She said, "You will be when the tide comes in."

2006-11-11 16:15:26 · 19 answers · asked by Mr.Why? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

In moderation, good or bad (except smack which we all know is bad)

2006-11-11 16:14:28 · 22 answers · asked by paul_pat1888 2 in Celebrities

0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9....etc

2006-11-11 16:14:24 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

yeah...i know its because the movie is still in the theater...but come on....4,5,6 months after the release wow.

2006-11-11 16:13:50 · 4 answers · asked by ♥Brown Eyed Girl ♥ 5 in Movies

2006-11-11 16:12:58 · 14 answers · asked by Farez 1 in Music

I recently picked up a few random comic collections. I grabbed the House of M X-Men Collection (#1-8) as well as Decimation and then picked up 3 books in the Amazing Spiderman by J. Michael Straczynski compiling #30-45, but as I look to continue collecting all of the new ones are in the 500s? Am I really just that far behind in the series or am I missing something? Also I really enjoy buying the collections but how long do I have to wait for them to be available, for instance I really want to get into the new Civil War line but I'm not sure if I should go clear out a comic shop or can I find the collection somewhere?

2006-11-11 16:12:29 · 3 answers · asked by Dave 1 in Comics & Animation

2006-11-11 16:12:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-11 16:12:24 · 17 answers · asked by butterfly23 3 in Polls & Surveys

i am about to buy a PS2 after the release of the PS3 because i been hearing that the prices of the PS2 console will drop dramatically. Right now the price for it is around 150$~ i was hoping it drop to at least 90-100$~ lol. ok back to my question. Are the graphics for PS2 good? or does it suck -.-

and 1 more thing, how much do the cost of the average ps2 games cost? 39.99$? how much?

thank you for question....really thanks!!!

2006-11-11 16:12:14 · 4 answers · asked by GodOfWar 1 in Polls & Surveys

Coz my friend said he was but i don't belive her

2006-11-11 16:11:35 · 8 answers · asked by sonya12fan 2 in Celebrities

does any one know the lyriks to the song shoes and text message breakup by kelly?? the full versions with the begining talking also??

2006-11-11 16:11:00 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-11 16:10:34 · 32 answers · asked by munaiz 1 in Celebrities

Something that terrified you, disgusted you, made it hard to eat, or sleep for that matter? I would love to hear it. Say the scene and describe it good. :-)

2006-11-11 16:09:49 · 15 answers · asked by Wetawd!!NRR! 2 in Movies

2006-11-11 16:09:18 · 9 answers · asked by guitarusa2001 1 in Polls & Surveys

Think before you speak
Here are 6 reasons why you should think before you speak the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished you could take it back… here are the testimonials of a few people who did…

First testimony
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and 3 kid sin tow and asked loudly, how much do you charge for a shampoo and a *******? I turned around, walked back out and never went back. My husband did not say a word, he knew better!

Second testimony
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the womens type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking I looked at him and said, I think I like looking at mens balls.

Third testimony
My sister and I were at the mall and passed a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied no im just looking at your nuts. My sister staryed to laugh histerically the boy grined and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day my sister never let me forget.

Fourth testimony
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddle decided to release some pent up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab ahold of her after receiving looks of disgustand annoyance from other patrons.i told her that if she didn’t start behaving right now she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, if you don’t let me go right now, I will tell grandma that I saw you kissing daddys pee pee last night!! The silence was defening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard as the doors closed behind me were screams of laughter.

Fifth testimony
Have you ever asked a child too many times? My 3 year old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at taco bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my 7 month old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that danny had not asked to go potty in a while I asked him if he needed to go and he said no.i kept thinking oh lord that child has had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. So I asked one more time, danny did you have an accident? This time he jumped up yanked his pants down, bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled, SEE MOM, ITS JUST FARTS! While 30 people nearly choked to death on their taco’s laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An older couple made me feel better, thanking me for the best laugh they ever had!!

Last but not least testimony
This one had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow, but don’t get any? We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to snow and didn’t, turned to the weather man and asked… : so bob, wheres that 8 inches you promised me last night? Not only did he have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, they were laughing so hard!!!

2006-11-11 16:09:10 · 7 answers · asked by sexylove1_2008 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I know there is going to be someone who says to type the lyrics into a search engine like Yahoo or Google....but I've done that and TONS of other things to find the name of this song, but NOTHING works.

The lyrics are: "I can hear the ocean calling, it's calling my name on the ocean front is where I can always hang".


A girl is singing that part and then a guy starts to rap. Can someone PLEASE help because I've tried EVERYTHING and nothing has came up. Thanx

2006-11-11 16:09:06 · 4 answers · asked by hawaiian_butterfly_88 2 in Music

2006-11-11 16:09:03 · 10 answers · asked by julie o 1 in Music

I leave mine on knowing I don't have to get up. 9 ish.

2006-11-11 16:08:36 · 32 answers · asked by busterp 3 in Polls & Surveys

see, I post jokes, ok? then, like, everyone gives back a good laugh, ok? then, like, dunno who to pick as best answerer!! All are equally great, but dunno how to choose... help me!!!!

2006-11-11 16:08:12 · 1 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-11 16:08:03 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-11 16:06:28 · 19 answers · asked by pumpmar 2 in Movies

Baby boys can be so mischievous

2006-11-11 16:06:06 · 24 answers · asked by Kimberly 1 in Polls & Surveys

Where the spirits go...

2006-11-11 16:05:44 · 9 answers · asked by Fox Paws 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-11 16:05:30 · 37 answers · asked by cdl 4 in Polls & Surveys

Alright, my friend heard this song, and wants to download it, but he doesn't know the title or the artist, lol. He said an African-American man sings it, and part of it goes something along the lines of, "Bring on the brakes! Break it up, break it up, break it up!" And it's from the 70's-80's. If anyone has any ideas to what the song might be, help would be appreciated.

2006-11-11 16:05:28 · 8 answers · asked by Anaklusmos 2 in Music

Would'nt you ????
A Woman's Poem
He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked the **** out of him...
Like his MOTHER used to do.

2006-11-11 16:05:23 · 5 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I was shopping today and I heard this .. it's a woman singing..

2006-11-11 16:05:10 · 1 answers · asked by ♪ ♫ ☮ NYbron ☮ ♪ ♫ 6 in Music

I really like the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, the Killers, and the Strokes. Can you tell me other good bands similar to them.

2006-11-11 16:05:06 · 10 answers · asked by julyanletona 2 in Music