A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said, "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said, "Have you ever been ******?"
The fellow said, "No."
She said, "You will be when the tide comes in."
2006-11-11 16:15:26 · 19 answers · asked by Mr.Why? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pretty good pretty good
2006-11-11 16:17:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1-10 I give it a 7.
2006-11-12 00:19:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! I just heard this joke at school for the first time yesterday! But it was different..instead of Fcked, he said screwed and she had thrown him in the ocean and said "now you're screwed"
2006-11-12 00:17:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How was he able to get to the beach and spread a blanket out if he had no arms or legs ?
LOL /JK ...he he he
2006-11-12 00:25:15 · answer #4 · answered by Wishing 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh mannnnnnnnnnn now raunchy! well i guess it's kinda funny but more corny than anything...sorry!
2006-11-12 00:19:54 · answer #5 · answered by jess l 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats just too funny
2006-11-12 00:55:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OLD,but good,But they throw him in the sea and say NOW you FU.KED..
2006-11-12 01:50:24 · answer #7 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha thats cool
2006-11-12 00:18:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha thats funny!!!!!!!!!! one question though how did he get there in the first place?
2006-11-12 01:40:47 · answer #9 · answered by sonjeee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like timcurrylover version better
2006-11-12 00:24:08 · answer #10 · answered by Kel Kel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old but still cute and kinda cruel!
2006-11-12 00:22:10 · answer #11 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋