A lady called her gynecologist, and asked for an "emergency" appointment. The receptionist said to come right in.
She rushed to the office, and was ushered right into an examination room. The doctor came into the exam room and asked about her problem.
She was very shy about her emergency problem, and asked the gynecologist to please examine her vagina.
So the doctor started to examine her. He stuck up his head after completing his examination. "I'm sorry, Miss," he said, "but removing that vibrator is going to involve a very lengthy , delicate and expensive surgical operation."
"I'm not sure I can afford it," sighed the young woman. "But while I am here could you just replace the batteries?
2006-11-11 16:16:26 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey that's a good one count,keep them comming.
2006-11-11 17:27:57 · answer #1 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So cancel the last paragraph, and I have another ending.
"Well, Doc" said the woman grinning gleefully. "It's not really a vibrator. "
And the Doc innocently replied, "Well then, Mrs. Bobbit. What is it?"
I hope you get the punch line. Lorena Bobbit will forever be recognized for the one little slice of life that she took.
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2006-11-11 16:27:43 · answer #2 · answered by buffalo_mike 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nice one, and about time too, Classy,
A rather unexpected punchline,
May give doctors a new dimension in research, and can give sony and samsung an Idea for a better product that suits pregnant women.
Keep them cumming.................LOL
2006-11-11 16:53:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.
2016-05-22 06:30:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good another 7
2006-11-11 16:20:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad!
2006-11-11 16:19:10 · answer #6 · answered by betty_htch 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Use Energizer brand. They keep going and going and going, so you can keep coming and coming and coming.....
2006-11-11 16:27:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol: very funny!
2006-11-11 16:19:37 · answer #8 · answered by Ollie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny lol
2006-11-11 16:19:18 · answer #9 · answered by LeighAnne K 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not lol but a good chuckle.
2006-11-11 16:19:12 · answer #10 · answered by brokolay 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋