Entertainment & Music - 11 November 2006

A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.

"What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it’s an absolute steal at only $20."

"Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks.

"Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity".

"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot". So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home.

Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman. "F**k me, a new brothel and a new madam".

"I'm not a madam and this is not a brothel" scolds the woman trying not to laugh.

A little later the womans two teenage daughters arrive home.

"Un f**king-believable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now two new prostitutes" says the parrot when he sees the daughters.

"Mum, tell your parrot to shut up, we're not prostitutes" complain the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet.

A short while later, the woman's husband Dave comes home.

"In f**king-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes, but the same old clients. How ya doin', Dave?"

2006-11-11 17:00:55 · 16 answers · asked by chimi c 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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When you stay at a hotel, do you usually leave a tip for the person who cleans your room?

Why or why not?

2006-11-11 17:00:08 · 33 answers · asked by kitten lover3 7 in Polls & Surveys

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have you ever rode a city bus? and what was it like.?

2006-11-11 16:59:39 · 13 answers · asked by earthygirl 5 in Polls & Surveys

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ok, this is gonna sound really dumb . . .?

but how do you get links to your question, like a picture or a movie clip? i have been wondering that. for example: i wanted to ask what this thing was. and it was a picture of a microwave or something. but i couldnt send a link. so what do i do?

2006-11-11 16:58:59 · 8 answers · asked by i am the dream u r the dreamer 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Why is it acceptable for a guy to into the woods with another guy to go "hunting" for a few days but

we girls get made fun of when we go to the washroom together?

2006-11-11 16:58:49 · 12 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Another riggle joke?

The Top 5 Men in a Woman's life are:

1. Doctor.
2. Dentist
3. Coal man.
4. Decorator.
5. Bank manager.

A Doctor says to take off your clothes.

A Dentist says open wide.

A Coal man asks "where do you want it, front or back?"

A Decorator says "how do you like it now that it’s up?"

A Bank manager says "don’t take it out you’ll lose interest"!

2006-11-11 16:58:29 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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In the movie "Million Dollar Baby"...???

DON'T YOU JUST WANT TO KEEP SCREAMING AT YOUR T.V.,"MOVE THE CHAIR!!!!" THAT'S WHAT I FELT LIKE SAYING. THAT MOVIE WAS SO SAD. BUT IT WAS VERY GOOD.

2006-11-11 16:58:22 · 11 answers · asked by Jenna 4 in Movies

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what do you like to do when you're bored?

2006-11-11 16:56:46 · 23 answers · asked by jessie 3 in Polls & Surveys

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I know this is old but...?

what song and/or artist is playing
in the
Gears Of War
commercial?

2006-11-11 16:56:12 · 1 answers · asked by uhohspaghettiohohs 5 in Music

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What would the average female think about if it wasnt about everyone?

and everything?

2006-11-11 16:55:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Is Bettie Page alive?

2006-11-11 16:51:25 · 9 answers · asked by Rona 1 in Celebrities

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how many magazine covers has 50 cent been on???!!!???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!!!!!!!???????!!!!!!!!!!

2006-11-11 16:51:13 · 12 answers · asked by ha 1 in Magazines

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What would the average guy think about if he couldn't think about sex or sports?

Just some good clean male-bashing! Remember, I love men and find them VERY useful!

2006-11-11 16:47:19 · 43 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

Entertainment & Music - 11 November 2006

Do you feel like crying when you do a bad, bad thing?

Isn't it shocking that Stephen Hawkings is on this site?

does anyone know who the band CHIODOS are?

What are your favorite country songs?

What is the last good CD you bought?

name of or artist who sang a song about the phildelphia 76 erslyrics mention the numbers 454?

is gerard way a vegetarian??

Rude Parrot Joke?

When you stay at a hotel, do you usually leave a tip for the person who cleans your room?

have you ever rode a city bus? and what was it like.?

ok, this is gonna sound really dumb . . .?

Why is it acceptable for a guy to into the woods with another guy to go "hunting" for a few days but

Another riggle joke?

In the movie "Million Dollar Baby"...???

What feels good against your skin?

where can I download or watch online ali g?

whos your fav singer and why?

two men were taking a walk by a male dog?

what do you like to do when you're bored?

I know this is old but...?

What would the average female think about if it wasnt about everyone?

Is it time for me to ask another question?

Guys, what kind of stockings do you like to see a woman wear?

do you tend to date someone older or younger than you?

Is Bettie Page alive?

NEED HELP PLEAsE help CL!CK HERE CL!CK HERE CL!CK HERE CL!CK HERE CL!CK HERE CL!CK HERE CL!CK HERE CL!CK HERE?

what is fav movie?

Is this a cheap form of therapy?

Who do you think will win America's Next Top Model?

What would the average guy think about if he couldn't think about sex or sports?