A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.
"What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it’s an absolute steal at only $20."
"Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks.
"Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity".
"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot". So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home.
Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman. "F**k me, a new brothel and a new madam".
"I'm not a madam and this is not a brothel" scolds the woman trying not to laugh.
A little later the womans two teenage daughters arrive home.
"Un f**king-believable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now two new prostitutes" says the parrot when he sees the daughters.
"Mum, tell your parrot to shut up, we're not prostitutes" complain the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet.
A short while later, the woman's husband Dave comes home.
"In f**king-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes, but the same old clients. How ya doin', Dave?"
2006-11-11 17:00:55 · 16 answers · asked by chimi c 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha thats soo badddd wickedly funny though!
2006-11-11 17:03:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like your comedian tale! a guy asks his lady buddy to bypass in with him. His we could his parrot fly around the apartment so as that they shop him in a mattress room whilst they have intercourse. He comes residing house one night and the parrot says."Britney had intercourse 4 circumstances as we talk!" - it is all that i could think of of!
2016-12-10 07:32:39 · answer #2 · answered by livesay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha that's a good one,love it..keep up the jokes..
2006-11-11 17:26:33 · answer #3 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this really a joke or a true story? sounds cocky 2 me
2006-11-11 17:04:01 · answer #4 · answered by graeme1944 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. Shocker. Didn't see that one coming.
2006-11-11 17:04:20 · answer #5 · answered by dawnsdad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very f**king hilarious HA HA HA HA HA HA
2006-11-11 17:39:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-11 22:12:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-11-11 17:29:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao - bet he was in trouble
2006-11-11 17:04:05 · answer #9 · answered by momatendofrope 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE IT!!.....I'll have to show my mom and dad this one.
2006-11-11 17:04:49 · answer #10 · answered by living_dead_rock 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋