two men were walking by a dog licking his balls. The first man said wouldnt you like to be doing that?! The second man said Sure! But Im afraid he might bite me!
2006-11-11 16:57:30 · 4 answers · asked by cindy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha
2006-11-11 17:31:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Speaking of dog jokes: Two women were sitting with their dogs in a veterinarian office waiting room. The larger dog who was a German Shepherd walked up to the other dog, who was a little poodle, and asked it what it was getting done at the vets. The little poodle said he was getting nutured because he had messed around with the beagle next door. The poodle then asked the German Shepherd why he was at the vets. The German Shepherd said he caught his lady master totally naked down on her knees looking for her contac lens, so he mounted her and put it to her. The poodle said, "Oh, so you're here to get nutured too?" The German Shepherd said, "Nope, getting my nails clipped."
2006-11-12 05:22:51 · answer #2 · answered by one eye 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's wrong. That is just wrong. He really could bite. HA!HA!
2006-11-11 16:59:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is the joke?
2006-11-11 16:59:22 · answer #4 · answered by Street Smart 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋