Little Red Riding Hood is walking through the forest on the way to meet her Grandma when she spots someone moving.
"Mr. Wolf, Mr Wolf," she shouts, "I can see you!" Come out from behind that tree."
"Bug*er off," he replies angrily and disappears deeper into the forest.
Moments later, Red Riding Hood spots him again.
"Mr Wolf, Mr Wolf!" she calls, "I can see you behind the bush."
The wolf glowers at her and runs off. A short while later she sees him hiding behind a big rock.
"I can see you!, I can see you!," she shouts, pointing her finger at him.
"Now look here," says the wolf, "Who the hell are you and what are you doing in the forest?"
"I'm Little Red Riding Hood and I'm on my way to see Grandma," she replies.
"Well f**k off and do it," yelled the wolf, "and let me have a cr*p in peace!" :)
2006-11-02
06:24:03
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