There are two kids; a 4yr old, and a 5yr old. One morning before breakfast, the 5yr old looks at the 4yr old and says, "You know, I think we're old enough to start swearing... When mom calls us down for breakfast, you say ***, and I'll say Hell...."
The 4yr old nods his head in agreement.
Sure enough, a few minutes later, "KIDS! COME GET BREAKFAST!!" Their mom calls.
When they get to the table, the mother looks at the 5yr old and says lovingly "Son, what would you like for breakfast?"
The 5yr old says "Aaaww HELL Ma, I think I'll have.... Cheerie-Os!"
Well, the mother spanks the 5yr old, grounds him, and sends him upstairs with no breakfast....
Then the mother turns to the 4yr old, hands on her hips, and sternly says "What would YOU like for breakfast young man!?"
The 4yr old, wide eyed, shakes his head and says "I don't know, but you can bet your *** I don't want Cheerie-Os!!!!"
2006-11-02
05:45:05
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