There are two kids; a 4yr old, and a 5yr old. One morning before breakfast, the 5yr old looks at the 4yr old and says, "You know, I think we're old enough to start swearing... When mom calls us down for breakfast, you say ***, and I'll say Hell...."
The 4yr old nods his head in agreement.
Sure enough, a few minutes later, "KIDS! COME GET BREAKFAST!!" Their mom calls.
When they get to the table, the mother looks at the 5yr old and says lovingly "Son, what would you like for breakfast?"
The 5yr old says "Aaaww HELL Ma, I think I'll have.... Cheerie-Os!"
Well, the mother spanks the 5yr old, grounds him, and sends him upstairs with no breakfast....
Then the mother turns to the 4yr old, hands on her hips, and sternly says "What would YOU like for breakfast young man!?"
The 4yr old, wide eyed, shakes his head and says "I don't know, but you can bet your *** I don't want Cheerie-Os!!!!"
2006-11-02 05:45:05 · 26 answers · asked by just nate 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The "***" Should be the A-word for Butt.
2006-11-02 05:46:13 · update #1
ok..
2006-11-02 05:48:05 · answer #1 · answered by eliza 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so cute! I have a 4 yr old and a 3 yr old that have said some crazy stuff in public. So I can totally relate!
2006-11-02 14:29:26 · answer #2 · answered by EriksSweetheart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that is funny 1 a baby cursing 2 that *** omment at the end
2006-11-02 13:50:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man.... I hope my four year old never gets to hear that one until he is 25..... lol. He even gets in trouble for saying the B- word for the A-word.
2006-11-02 13:51:52 · answer #4 · answered by justmemimi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is just too funny, I guess the young boy learned his listen and stop saying A*S!!
2006-11-02 13:51:19 · answer #5 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good. Ah, children swearing, is there anything quite as precious.
2006-11-02 13:55:35 · answer #6 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how about ash this is a very old joke but still funny.
2006-11-02 13:50:07 · answer #7 · answered by Steve C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kids say the damnedest things, Don't they?
2006-11-02 13:54:20 · answer #8 · answered by F-1 says KISS IT! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one but if i was the mom i'd slap those lil sonsabiotches
2006-11-02 13:47:01 · answer #9 · answered by ♥PopLock&DropIt♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Totally cool!!!
2006-11-02 13:48:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-02 13:54:20 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋