Little Red Riding Hood is walking through the forest on the way to meet her Grandma when she spots someone moving.
"Mr. Wolf, Mr Wolf," she shouts, "I can see you!" Come out from behind that tree."
"Bug*er off," he replies angrily and disappears deeper into the forest.
Moments later, Red Riding Hood spots him again.
"Mr Wolf, Mr Wolf!" she calls, "I can see you behind the bush."
The wolf glowers at her and runs off. A short while later she sees him hiding behind a big rock.
"I can see you!, I can see you!," she shouts, pointing her finger at him.
"Now look here," says the wolf, "Who the hell are you and what are you doing in the forest?"
"I'm Little Red Riding Hood and I'm on my way to see Grandma," she replies.
"Well f**k off and do it," yelled the wolf, "and let me have a cr*p in peace!" :)
2006-11-02 06:24:03 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny
2006-11-02 06:25:55 · answer #1 · answered by freddy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funny. I've heard a joke that is similar to the joke that you just told (but a little different) And here it is the joke:
One day, the big bad wolf chased the first piggy and blowed away his grass (or straw) house, so the first piggy ran to the second piggy's house; however, the big bad wolf chased to the second piggy's house and blowed away the wood house. So the first piggy and the second piggy ran to the third piggy's house; however, the big bad wolf chased to the third piggy's house as well. But the big bad wolf spent a little extra time to blowed away the house sicne the house is a brick house. So finally, all three little piggies keep running until all three of them are tired (the wolf is keep chasing them). Then all three piggies began to begging for their lives, so the wolf asked :" Now tell me. Where did you (all three of the piggies) hide the Little Red Riding Hood?"
2006-11-02 14:39:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2014-09-14 17:06:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor red riding hood, she could of give him some bum roll LMAO Fidgety Thumbs up
2006-11-02 14:31:34 · answer #4 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah.... so cuteeee!!!! My boss won the contest for best scariest costume... she was DEAD Little Red Riding Hood with a knife and a basket wolf's head....
hahahah… I love your joke though!!!!
2006-11-02 14:31:01 · answer #5 · answered by L!LO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!!! Talk about giving the story a new ending. Very funny
2006-11-02 14:47:21 · answer #6 · answered by andia2amat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tht got posted like 3 days agi but still vry funny
2006-11-02 14:39:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha thats funny
2006-11-02 14:29:35 · answer #8 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a lovely ending to that fairy story fidgety.Sure beats the original.May he crap in peace.
2006-11-04 06:31:11 · answer #9 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a child of the Most High God. The King of Kings and Lord of Lords!
2006-11-02 14:27:33 · answer #10 · answered by dancinintherain 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Awwww, poor wolfy couldn't get any privacy. LOL.
2006-11-02 14:31:08 · answer #11 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋