The Colonoscopy
I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam.
His new nurse, Evelyn, took me to an examining room
and told me to get undressed and have a seat
until the doctor could see me.
She said that he would only be a few minutes.
After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down.
While waiting I observed that there were three items
on a stand next to the exam table:
a Tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove and a beer.^
When the doctor finally came in I said,
"Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam.
I know what the K-Y is for and I know what the glove is for,
but can you tell me what the BEER is for?
At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed
over to the door
He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse.......
Darn it Evelyn !!!!!!!!!!!
I said a BUTT LIGHT"
2006-11-02 06:25:53 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. LOL. LOL.
Another Good One!
2006-11-04 10:17:04 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let me guess blonde nurse. (Just a joke no ofense to all the blondes out there) Very funny by the way.
2006-11-02 06:51:05 · answer #2 · answered by andia2amat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't see the humor. I mean I understand why it should be funny but I was unable to laugh at that.
2006-11-02 06:33:51 · answer #3 · answered by EriksSweetheart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's either the throw-back-your-head-and-laugh ones or ones that you have to cover your face with shock. Great!
2006-11-02 06:31:32 · answer #4 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke....lol...heres one for you...
A nurse ran to the bank on her lunch hour.
As she was standing at the teller to fill out her check she grabbed her pen out of her purse and attempted to sign the check...but instead of pulling out a pen she pulled out a rectal thermometer.
the nurse is angry and frustrated and states: "Damn it...some ******* has my pen!"
2006-11-02 06:31:11 · answer #5 · answered by Angel Eyes 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh D
Now they were good LMAO thumbs up
2006-11-02 06:27:38 · answer #6 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha...thats good
2006-11-02 06:27:46 · answer #7 · answered by TroubleRose 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, my name's Evelyn!!!
...and that's totally something I would do... sigh... =]
2006-11-02 06:28:59 · answer #8 · answered by Eve 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERY SILLY!!! hahahahah...... order a CORONA next time!!! hahaha
2006-11-02 06:35:34 · answer #9 · answered by L!LO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-11-02 06:27:07 · answer #10 · answered by freddy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋