Just a bit of fun.
You're on a life raft drifting out to sea with 4 other survivors of a ship wreck. The raft is going to sink unless one person 'vacates' and everybody is starving so it's pretty obvious that somebody has to go!
What reason do you give to save your sorry bottom and not be the one to get eaten?
2006-11-02 06:13:20 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Because I got the gun.
2006-11-02 06:17:07 · answer #1 · answered by me 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Had to answer this in school debating class, I was talking as the black dalek from Dr who, and I stayed on the raft. Could talk the hind legs off a donkey.
2006-11-02 14:17:50 · answer #2 · answered by magsiepie 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because I'm too fatty and they'd all end up with high cholesterol. But as I'm a veggie I'd probably volunteer anyway, I couldn't eat those horrible meaty people hee hee!!
2006-11-02 14:20:46 · answer #3 · answered by Warlock Fiend 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a d*mn good chef, and I'll filet and simmer whoever they choose. It'll be the best meal they've ever had. That or I'd challenge another one of 'em to a fight to the death, I think I could take 'em.
2006-11-02 14:27:48 · answer #4 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I work for a doctor and can do various medical procedures. Also, I consider myself a handy person *can built things*. If we land on an island, my skills would come in handy.
2006-11-02 14:17:24 · answer #5 · answered by starikotasukinomiko 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Goldfish
You bad girl LOL its a good one tho. I would tell them all to look there's a ship ahead of them,,,,, and then start pushing them all over hahhahahhahahaha LMAO
2006-11-02 14:37:24 · answer #6 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Gimme a sec, i'm sure i have a sandwich in my bag somewhere, yup, just under this pile of bricks.....
2006-11-02 14:19:37 · answer #7 · answered by xx**Liss**xx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to be the next president?
2006-11-02 14:25:11 · answer #8 · answered by Coyote 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will make a damn tasty meal out of whom ever we decide to eat!
2006-11-02 14:15:19 · answer #9 · answered by jasam4ever08 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't want to eat me, all my fat will melt away and there will be just bone left.
2006-11-02 14:18:28 · answer #10 · answered by Donna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋