A woman walked into a tattoo parlour and asked the tattooist if he would put a picture of a turkey on her left buttock and a picture of Father Christmas and a raindeer on her right buttock.
Now the tattooist was used to the strangest requests but this was so unusual he had to ask why.
"Well," replied the woman, "My husband's always complaining that there's never anything to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."
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While his wife was still alive, the husband bought her a headstone engraved with the words "Here lies Doris, cold as usual."
The wife was so angry she immediately went out and got a headstone for him, with the words, "In memory of Fred, stiff at last."
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The local radio staion was doing a feature about life on isolated farms. They interviewed one such farmer and asked him whether it was true that people like him sha*g*d cattle, sheep, goats and chickens.
"WHAT!" roared the outraged farmer, "chickens!?!?"
2006-11-02
07:00:48
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