Entertainment & Music - 2 November 2006

2006-11-02 07:13:21 · 5 answers · asked by x 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-02 07:12:30 · 24 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys

Not very exciting, but the neighbors quit complaining about the drums.

2006-11-02 07:12:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-02 07:12:18 · 7 answers · asked by spaz 1 in Movies

Who is Barry Scott, and why does he shout so much ?

2006-11-02 07:12:13 · 14 answers · asked by ? 4 in Music

. Two blondes walk into a building....you'd think at least one of them
would have seen it.

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>2. Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana,
press the hash key..."

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>3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts.
The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

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>4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't
find any.

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>5. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he
couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are
too high."

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6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him
in.

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>7. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you
can't, I've cut your arms off.

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>8. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle.
How Funny!!!

2006-11-02 07:11:00 · 15 answers · asked by angiepangy100 2 in Jokes & Riddles

OK, mine is from Dazed and Confused. One of the guys says..."That's what I love about these high school chicks, I get older and they stay the same age." The way he does his hand and his voice, It's great and funny! I love it! Well let me know what your's are! 10 points to the most insane and hilarious movie quote!! Good Luck!

2006-11-02 07:10:36 · 38 answers · asked by Amber R 4 in Movies

2006-11-02 07:10:29 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-02 07:10:07 · 4 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Movies

Cos your everywhere to me
and when I close my eyes its you I see
your everything I know that makes me believe
Im not alone

(Or something similar to that) I think it was in one of the American Pie movies???

2006-11-02 07:09:39 · 12 answers · asked by Sarah 1 in Music

Or singer and why????

2006-11-02 07:09:14 · 26 answers · asked by T - C - B 3 in Celebrities

a redhead a brunette and a blonde walk into the office canteen on the 20th floor, they sit down and take out their lunches, the redhead has a cheese sandwich and moans " not cheese again, if i have cheese sandwiches again tomorrow , i am opening the window and jumping out". the brunette takes out her sandwich and sees it ham and says " not ham again, if i have ham tomorrow i will also jump out of the window". the blonde takes out her sandwich and sees it peanut butter when she moans " i hate peanut butter , if i have peanut butter tomorrow i will also jump out of the window.
the next day they all return to the canteen and have exactly the same sandwiches and one by one they jump to their grisly death.
all the boyfriends are called to the scene and in tears the reds boyfriend said" i dont understand it why didnt she say i would of made her something else" the brunettes said exactly the same, and the blondes boyfriend said "what i dont understand is she made her own sandwiches"

2006-11-02 07:08:43 · 15 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

i hear so many different things about what a red neck is, says or does..my bf says there hateful, my bestfreind says he one cause he like country music, my other friend says he one cause he light to fight .. i cant tell if someone is one or not so what is a redneck

2006-11-02 07:08:30 · 20 answers · asked by ? 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-02 07:08:15 · 1 answers · asked by T H 1 in Music

http://poetry.rotten.com/tissue-cleansing/index1.html

See what I mean?

2006-11-02 07:07:36 · 24 answers · asked by Alotta FAT! 2 in Polls & Surveys

1. Look or see?
2. Up or down?
3. His or her?
4. Pants or skirt?
5. Without or with?
6. Flashlight or headlamp?

Okay... Dragon gotta stop laughing so much...

2006-11-02 07:07:14 · 17 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys

Its sang by a guy, and the only line I can think of (maybe even in the whole song) is "...and the sun goes down." Something like that, something saying the suns going down

AND NO, ITS NOT THE ARTIC MONKEYS, I CHECKED!

2006-11-02 07:07:10 · 1 answers · asked by woah 2 in Music

My favorite name is Heather and nicole and ramsey

2006-11-02 07:06:59 · 37 answers · asked by toofacepeople 1 in Magazines

2006-11-02 07:06:30 · 6 answers · asked by Hando C 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-02 07:06:30 · 8 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys

From the episode where a guy called Tony is trying to become a ladies' man and there is a really sarcastic english commentator and keeps singing this song about him being a freaky eel boy. please help me, it's hilarious!

2006-11-02 07:06:20 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Our family, dad, mom, kids, have a blues-based band.

We're looking for something a little less corny.
We've had a corny name that mom and dad chose, and now we want something more bluesy.

2006-11-02 07:05:50 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I don't have TV or cable. One site a friend recommended only had older episodes.

2006-11-02 07:05:43 · 4 answers · asked by kent_shakespear 7 in Comics & Animation

does anyone know the song that is playing in the Geico commerical with the caveman in the airport? its driving me crazy.. i just really like it!!!

2006-11-02 07:04:43 · 11 answers · asked by TreedQT 1 in Television

2006-11-02 07:04:35 · 10 answers · asked by Jinx 1 in Music

2006-11-02 07:04:16 · 39 answers · asked by x 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-02 07:04:12 · 2 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Movies

You are locked in a jail cell with no windows. and you need to tap out a message on the wall for the man in the other cell next to you. The problem is that you have to do it at exactly 9:15 PM, when the guard outside is switched, so your noise won't be noticed. You can't hear the switching of the guards through your walls, and you have no clock.

There is a faucet with water dripping very consistently from it in the corner, but you don't know if it is dripping at 30 or 40 or however many drops per minute, and that wouldn't give you the time in any case. You can just make out the chiming of a church bell, but it chimes just once at the top of each hour, so you can't tell the time from that. You can feel the wall facing west start to cool after the sun sets, but you don't know what time the sun is setting, and this isn't very precise in any case. Your dinner is always passed into your cell between 6:15 and 6:45. How do you determine when it is exactly 9:15 PM?

2006-11-02 07:03:30 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Dennis Taylor (snooker player before someone asks) ... and how can you prove your answer 10 points for a genuine answer.
Oh I know the answer so I will be checking... good luck.

2006-11-02 07:03:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

how do you get a clown off of a see-saw?


Hit it in the face with an axe lol


good for people who dont like clowns

2006-11-02 07:02:54 · 39 answers · asked by sacredlikefire 1 in Jokes & Riddles