a redhead a brunette and a blonde walk into the office canteen on the 20th floor, they sit down and take out their lunches, the redhead has a cheese sandwich and moans " not cheese again, if i have cheese sandwiches again tomorrow , i am opening the window and jumping out". the brunette takes out her sandwich and sees it ham and says " not ham again, if i have ham tomorrow i will also jump out of the window". the blonde takes out her sandwich and sees it peanut butter when she moans " i hate peanut butter , if i have peanut butter tomorrow i will also jump out of the window.
the next day they all return to the canteen and have exactly the same sandwiches and one by one they jump to their grisly death.
all the boyfriends are called to the scene and in tears the reds boyfriend said" i dont understand it why didnt she say i would of made her something else" the brunettes said exactly the same, and the blondes boyfriend said "what i dont understand is she made her own sandwiches"
2006-11-02 07:08:43 · 15 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
More sandwiches: Paddy on the building site, opened his sandwiches and saw turkey. 'Not blinking turkey again' he said to his friend. The following day, the same so on his return home he spoke to Mary his wife. She promised to give him something different for the following Monday. On that day, Paddy opened his sandwiches and saw that it was at least not turkey. He took a large bite and was violently sick. On his return home, he said to Mary 'What the hell did you put in them sandwiches today, they turned my stomach'. 'Oh' said Mary 'I thought you would like them. It was crab paste'. 'Where the hell did you buy it, it must have been off'. 'I don't think so' said Mary 'I got it in Boots the Chemists'.................
2006-11-02 07:23:21 · answer #1 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A blonde, brunette, and a pink head have been status on the sting of the pool waiting for the one hundred yead breast stroke race.... The starter shot the pistol and the three dove into the water and commenced swimming. a couple of minutes the brunette finished and jumped out of the water. Then the pink head. approximately twenty minutes later, the blonde emerged. They presented the gold to the brunette, the silver to the pink head and the bronze to the blonde. As they placed the steel round her neck the blonde wispered " i do no longer decide to sound like a sore loser, yet i think of the different 2 used their hands"
2016-10-21 03:58:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it 2 years ago but nice try
2006-11-02 07:27:10 · answer #3 · answered by attack_rubberDuckyman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad ploppy pants but remember a lot of blondes have dark roots
2006-11-02 08:03:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gold Star for you!
2006-11-02 07:17:34 · answer #5 · answered by Coyote 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, suicidal dumb blondes are always good for a laugh.
2006-11-02 07:16:31 · answer #6 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
best one i heard for a long time keep the gd stuff up
2006-11-02 07:11:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny but it aint the best!
2006-11-02 07:13:14 · answer #8 · answered by ツ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao good one
2006-11-02 07:41:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha thats good
2006-11-02 07:11:40 · answer #10 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋