Favorite movie quote...?

Question

OK, mine is from Dazed and Confused. One of the guys says..."That's what I love about these high school chicks, I get older and they stay the same age." The way he does his hand and his voice, It's great and funny! I love it! Well let me know what your's are! 10 points to the most insane and hilarious movie quote!! Good Luck!

Answer 1

The Water Boy,

"You can do it"

&

"You can do it, all night long"

Answer 2

The classic, "Say hello to my little friend"-Scarface

Another classic, "There is no way, NO WAY you could come from my loins. When I get home, I'm gonna punch your momma in the mouth"-Smokey and the Bandit

"worrying is like a rocking chair, give you something to do but doesn't get you anywhere"-Van Wilder

"Don't thank me, thank penicilin"-Van Wilder

Seen the Big L quote, thought of another.

"Are you surprised at my tears Mr. Lebowski?"
"F*ckin A man"-The Big Lebowski

From Chris Rock-
"Just b/c you can do it doesn't mean it's to be done. Hell, you can drive a car with your feet too, that don't make it a good f*cking idea"

Answer 3

Not insane, but unusual: From Never Cry Wolf. The scientist is in a crevice trying to watch the wolves through a periscope, explaining in voiceover how the rules state he's supposed to stay downwind and hidden blah blah blah, so as to never reveal his presence. Meanwhile the wolves are hanging out behind him watching his every move nonchalantly. Finally he turns around and notices them.

"Outmanuevered on all counts, I opt to change the rules."

..and proceeds to make a spectacle of himself and moves his tent right into their territory. A peeing contest ensues.

Answer 4

Here's a great line expertly delivered by Lucy Liu to Josh Hartnett's character in the film Lucky Number Slevin:

"You mean this isn't the first time a crime lord asked you to kill the gay son of a rival gangster to pay off a debt that belongs to a friend whose place you're staying in as a result of losing your job, your apartment, and finding your girlfriend in bed with another guy."

Answer 5

I loved the way how Johnny Depp from Dead Man's Chest does a seemingly ridiculous action and then delivers the punchline after a short pause in the scene where he tries to escape the natives on Cannibal Island:

[Jack walks outside the hut, the entire tribe is waiting silently outside, staring at him]

Jack Sparrow: Oh bugger.

[Jack drops his coil of rope, sprinkles paprika on his armpits]

Jack Sparrow: Little seasoning. Eh?

I nearly died laughing.

Answer 6

From a Hindi Movie - Don ka intezar tho 11 mulko ki police kar rahi hai lekin ek baat samaj lo ki Don ko pakadna Mushqil he nahi namumkin hai.
English tanslation - The police of 11 states are waiting for me but understand one thing that it is not only difficult to catch Don, it is impossible!!!!

Answer 7

"Life and death, energy and peace. If I stop today it was still worth it. Even the terrible mistakes that I made and would have unmade if I could. The pains that have burned me and scarred my soul, it was worth it, for having been allowed to walk where I've walked, which was to hell on earth, heaven on earth, back again, into, under, far in between, through it, and above." Angelina Jolie - Gia.

It's not funny, but it's my favorite!

Answer 8

"did you recognize they took my gall bladder out? that's sitting interior the scientific institution in a jar! that the place they shop them i assume..." it is from the movie Fried eco-friendly Tomatoes, a quote via omit Ninny Threadgoode. :) how weird and wonderful is it that that individual precise above me has a quote from a movie with "Tomatoes" in that topic? i did no longer think of movies approximately tomatoes have been that widely used! haha!

Answer 9

I have several:
"May the force be with you...always" Star Wars
"I like the cookie" Over The Hedge
"Take it to the mattresses" The Godfather
"I like Scotch...scotchy scotch scotch" Anchorman

Answer 10

Anything from the Mae West movies quoted by her of course..."When I'm bad...I'm better", & "I feel like a million tonight. But one at a time.", and my favorites from...

"Night After Night"
Woman: Goodness, what beautiful diamonds
MW: Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie.

Woman: "Do you believe in love at first sight?"
MW: "I don't know but it saves an awful lot of time. (Maudie Triplett)

Woman: "Chemistry's a wonderful thing."
MW: "I'll say it is, but I know a couple of druggists that never made a dime 'til Prohibition."

and "She Done him Wrong"
"When women go wrong, men go right after them."

"Ya know it was a toss-up whether I go in for diamonds or sing in the choir. The choir lost."

"Come up some time and see me."

Cary Grant: "Haven't you ever met a man who could make you happy?"
MW: "Sure, lots of times."

Man looks at her diamond necklace.
MW: "Handle it with care. It's only my heart."

MW: "You never heard of me cheatin' anyone, have ya?"
Landlord: "No, not about money."

Serge the Russian: "The men of my country go wild about women with yellow hair."
MW: "I'm glad you told me. I wanna keep straight on my geography.'"
Serge: "You were made for love and love only. Surely you have enough diamonds."
MW: "Diamonds is my career."
Serge: "I swear I shall die to make you happy."
MW: "You wouldn't be of much USE to me dead."

Cary Grant slaps cuffs on her.
MW: "Those absolutely necessary? You know, I wasn't born with them."
Grant: "All those men would have been a lot safer if you had."
MW: "I don't know . . . hands ain't everything."
Cary Grant: "You bad girl. . . ."
MW: "You'll find out. . . ."

Answer 11

in the movie rock n roll high school the principal is freaked out about the ramones and they walk up to her and she doesnt realize they are the ramones and shes telling them how respectable they are and then they tell her who they are and as they walk away she yells "does your mother know you're a ramone?" i think its funny


PS- thats matthew mcconaughey's character david wooderson in dazed and confused