Entertainment & Music - 2 November 2006

2006-11-02 10:59:34 · 21 answers · asked by Circlometry?? 5 in Polls & Surveys

A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'' She calls on little Johnny.
''None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.''

The teacher replies, ''The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'' Then Little Johnny says, ''I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?''

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ''Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.''

''The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...but I like your thinking.''

2006-11-02 10:59:19 · 23 answers · asked by G 1 in Polls & Surveys

in a frisbee golf tournament

2006-11-02 10:59:03 · 8 answers · asked by JIMBO 4 in Polls & Surveys

What would you call a muslim with a piece of bacon on hi head

2006-11-02 10:58:19 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Knife
Squid
Axe
Posion BlowFish
Sword
Posion Dart Frog
Bow
Katana
CrossBow
Sai
Gun
Steel Fan
Assult Rifle
Your Uncle
Guard Dog
Computer
Elphant
Tiger
Wolf
Posion
Your Mom
Your Dad
Your car

Whats your choice and why?

2006-11-02 10:58:14 · 11 answers · asked by Raziel 3 in Polls & Surveys

Keep in mind, this is a poll.

2006-11-02 10:58:05 · 10 answers · asked by munesliver 6 in Polls & Surveys

here is a brain teaser that stumped me:

MOTH
CRY
CRY
CRY

2006-11-02 10:57:34 · 11 answers · asked by Debbie C 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-02 10:57:26 · 13 answers · asked by Freakgirl 7 in Polls & Surveys

Why is rap and r&b so interesting, i mean what do you like about it? I like rock because it shows the meaning of my life. Does rap do that for you?

2006-11-02 10:56:09 · 20 answers · asked by My dad ate my homework 3 in Music

2006-11-02 10:56:00 · 19 answers · asked by munesliver 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-02 10:55:53 · 15 answers · asked by nat (: 2 in Celebrities

it goes: i saw the sign. & i opened up my eyes, i saw the sign. life is demanding, w/o understanding. i saw the sign. & it opened up my eyes, i saw the sign. no1's gonna drag you up to get into the life where you belong.

2006-11-02 10:55:43 · 8 answers · asked by jackfmlover1331 2 in Music

2006-11-02 10:55:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-02 10:55:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

you know the singer who sing "love me or hate me"

2006-11-02 10:55:05 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

silent movies

2006-11-02 10:54:57 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Was there a vote?? How long does this coffee break last?? When did it start?? What is Yahoo so busy doing that they need to take a coffee break?? What if you don't drink coffee??

2006-11-02 10:54:29 · 15 answers · asked by emotional blonde 5 in Polls & Surveys

first thing he sees is a couple of aspirin next to a glass of water on the table and a single red rose! Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a black eye staring back at him in the mirror, and notices a note on the table:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove. Love u!"
He stumbles to the kitchen and there's hot breakfast and a morning newspaper. His son also at the table. Jack asks "Son...what happened last night?"
"Well, u came home after 3am drunk and out of your mind. U broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got a black eye when u ran into the door."
"So, why is everything in such perfect order. I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mum dragged u to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your trousers off, u screamed, "Leave me alone, you tart, I'm married!

2006-11-02 10:53:58 · 27 answers · asked by english_rose10 3 in Jokes & Riddles

One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.

So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.

So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"

Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."

2006-11-02 10:53:45 · 31 answers · asked by G 1 in Polls & Surveys

In the past she gave away cars and houses. the commercials said she was giving away more than ever before.

2006-11-02 10:53:17 · 8 answers · asked by osafety6 2 in Television

Mine are 1.Locke
2.Desmond
3. Echo

2006-11-02 10:53:15 · 15 answers · asked by GFAD 2 in Television

Who sing that one song it is in a commercial and the guy is like" what is MY girlfriend doing on you 5? you just dont put your best friends girlfriend on your 5. "

"we are just friennds"

and then the girlfirned calls and the song goes...." secret lovers..."
can you please tell me who sings that song?

2006-11-02 10:53:06 · 2 answers · asked by hailey 1 in Music

Sublime the band with brad nowell, i don't have the internet at home so just some music video downloads that i could store , no pay sites because i'm broke too...any help is appreaciated..thanx

2006-11-02 10:52:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

It is the little boy that is a ghost and keeps following Dan around. He keeps haunting him. Who is he? And what's his history according to Dan?

2006-11-02 10:52:20 · 3 answers · asked by nat 1 in Television

what time is grounded for life on,, what day and what channel and network. Please tell me

2006-11-02 10:52:12 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-11-02 10:52:10 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mine is hello from the gutter- overkill
heck yeah!
Whats urs?

2006-11-02 10:52:07 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-02 10:50:59 · 15 answers · asked by His 5 in Polls & Surveys

ie David Tennant's (who plays Doctor Who's) girlfriend?

Perhaps its her Welsh cousin or something!

2006-11-02 10:50:38 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

it is the best trilogy of all time!!

2006-11-02 10:49:54 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies