A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'' She calls on little Johnny.
''None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.''
The teacher replies, ''The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'' Then Little Johnny says, ''I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?''
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ''Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.''
''The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...but I like your thinking.''
2006-11-02 10:59:19 · 23 answers · asked by G 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol thats funny
2006-11-02 11:02:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, no a teacher should not be that sexual, but I don't think any student would ask his/her teacher that question! Looking at the joke, it looks to be a kindergarten teacher, so I want to assume and HOPE that a kindergartner doesn't know anything about sex.
2006-11-02 11:03:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The teacher isn't being sexual at all, Johnny is.
2006-11-02 11:01:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeh, I like her thinking too.
Although everyone knows that when you're married, all of that stuff stops.
So, yeah, look for the wedding ring.
2006-11-02 11:03:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
johnny is the sexual one, but i like your thinking
2006-11-02 11:16:04 · answer #5 · answered by ##$SoulStryker$## 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
IF THEY ARE IN A SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT THEN THEY SHOULDN'T BE DISCUSSING IT BECAUSE ALL IT TAKES IS FOR ONE STUDENT TO GO AND TELL, THEN THE TEACHER WILL BE ON THEY NEWS AND ALL HELL IS GOING TO BEAK LOOSE!!. I HOPE THIS HELPS!!.
2006-11-02 11:07:11 · answer #6 · answered by msverychocolate 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no just stay away if you feel something out of the ordinary
2006-11-02 11:03:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny, and yes a techer can do that now and then
2006-11-02 11:01:46 · answer #8 · answered by Jerm C 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao.
But the teacher isn't the one being sexual 0_0
2006-11-02 11:00:47 · answer #9 · answered by anonymous 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tooooo funny..... I heard this joke a few years ago and it still makes me laugh. :^)
2006-11-02 11:01:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋