first thing he sees is a couple of aspirin next to a glass of water on the table and a single red rose! Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a black eye staring back at him in the mirror, and notices a note on the table:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove. Love u!"
He stumbles to the kitchen and there's hot breakfast and a morning newspaper. His son also at the table. Jack asks "Son...what happened last night?"
"Well, u came home after 3am drunk and out of your mind. U broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got a black eye when u ran into the door."
"So, why is everything in such perfect order. I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mum dragged u to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your trousers off, u screamed, "Leave me alone, you tart, I'm married!
2006-11-02 10:53:58 · 27 answers · asked by english_rose10 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THAT HAPPENED TO ME LAST SATURDAY NIGHT
2006-11-06 09:30:44 · answer #1 · answered by Bob 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehe
2006-11-03 06:49:16 · answer #2 · answered by Welsh Gem* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good few men could learn from this
2006-11-02 19:12:03 · answer #3 · answered by KJA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awwwwwwww nice!
2006-11-02 18:59:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. Yes, that is a good one! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great day!
2006-11-03 07:15:20 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aw. Brightened my heinous day.
2006-11-02 22:50:57 · answer #6 · answered by Smo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats really good, I would love it if my hubby did that!
2006-11-02 19:18:55 · answer #7 · answered by Cheryl G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea good one made me laugh out loud , keep them coming
2006-11-02 19:04:26 · answer #8 · answered by floss♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought that was going to have a bad ending, you totaly surprised me it was great!! i loved it
2006-11-02 19:02:26 · answer #9 · answered by bex d. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Close call there
2006-11-02 19:30:25 · answer #10 · answered by jonmarbles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋