What would you call a muslim with a piece of bacon on hi head
2006-11-02 10:58:19 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hamhead
(ahmed)
just a guess
2006-11-02 11:07:55 · answer #1 · answered by Ali 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like bacon
2006-11-02 11:06:03 · answer #2 · answered by evil_robot_girr13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi
2006-11-02 11:01:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Two bats are hanging in their cave. One turns to the other and says, "Oh, I'm really thirsty for some fresh blood."
The other bat is amazed and says, "Well, it’s a bit late. Daylight is almost here, and we can't be exposed to any light - you know we'll die." "Yeah, I know," says the first bat, "but I'm really starving for it."
So he flies out of the cave and returns five minutes later with blood dripping from his mouth.
"You lucky thing. Where'd you find blood that quick?" asked the second bat.
"You see that tree over there in the distance?" mumbled the bat, his mouth full of blood.
"Yeah, I think I do!"
"Well, I didn't."
2006-11-02 21:35:01 · answer #4 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Osama?
just bacon?
Is-ham(instead of Islam)?
mosque?
eid-ah-ham?(muslim holiday)(i think)
bacon lover?
u don't call him anything u just snatch the bacon off his head!!?
2006-11-02 11:23:00 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ sexylove ♥ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it was on his bum it would a bacon buttie. ok,ok,ok but its on his head so i am wrong so i am not going to rasher my brains for the answer goodnight.
2006-11-02 11:35:32 · answer #6 · answered by terrano 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't know, but how do you answer your front door if a muslim woman in a burkah knocks?
Through the letterbox. See how she likes it.
2006-11-02 11:04:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Offended and feeling defiled!
2006-11-02 23:12:12 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a pig in a blanket
2006-11-02 11:13:52 · answer #9 · answered by gojets126 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is-lam-a-bad?
2006-11-02 11:05:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
SMOKED BACON
2006-11-02 11:00:46 · answer #11 · answered by tinkerbell 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋