One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.
So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"
Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
2006-11-02 10:53:45 · 31 answers · asked by G 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
HAHAHAHA I'll be telling your joke to everyone here!! thats very, very funny .
Thanks for telling us. :D:D:D
2006-11-02 11:00:53 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8 on a scale of 1 to 10
2006-11-02 18:57:18 · answer #2 · answered by KenlKoff 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it. I give it an 8.
2006-11-02 18:56:05 · answer #3 · answered by Eugene 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Very good. Is that a blonde joke or a general stupid female joke.
2006-11-03 08:53:32 · answer #4 · answered by carpau0 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it already... It was funny the first time, but it's a little old now...
2006-11-02 18:54:36 · answer #5 · answered by misery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke--i really liked the punch line--it came out of left field and really made the joke great !!! good job- keep the jokes coming !!!!
2006-11-02 18:58:14 · answer #6 · answered by morris the cat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, heard it before but still funny tho
2006-11-02 18:55:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that was a good one!
Thanks for the laugh! :)
2006-11-02 19:00:43 · answer #8 · answered by Lindsey H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea, the joke is funny!!
2006-11-02 18:57:25 · answer #9 · answered by Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny.
2006-11-02 18:56:02 · answer #10 · answered by black mamba 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha I love that!!
2006-11-02 18:56:18 · answer #11 · answered by Hitori M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋