Entertainment & Music - 30 October 2006

I admire Nicole Kidman =)

2006-10-30 09:00:07 · 13 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-30 08:59:03 · 1 answers · asked by kgrcr 2 in Movies

There are two guys sitting at a bar, one turns to the other and says: "I f*cked your mom."
The bar goes silent and everyone looks at the two men.
Once again the first guy says: "I f*cked your mom."
The second man turns to the first and replies: "Shut up dad, you're drunk."

2006-10-30 08:58:25 · 12 answers · asked by Inferno13 6 in Jokes & Riddles

A man picks up a gorgeous woman at a bar and they go back to her place. The man is surprised to see how many teddy bears and stuffed toys the woman has at her apartment - every surface is piled high with them. After a night of passion the man rolls over and says, "So. How was I?"
The woman replies, "Take any prize from the bottom shelf." :)

2006-10-30 08:58:03 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-30 08:57:42 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-30 08:57:00 · 8 answers · asked by Buddy G 1 in Television

2006-10-30 08:56:38 · 50 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone else think that David Wells is loads better than Derek Acorah but that the show's lost its comedy value because there's no more possessed Derek to laugh at?
Do you believe that what happens on there is paranormal or is there a scientific explanation?

2006-10-30 08:55:48 · 9 answers · asked by sammydog_uk 2 in Television

Farted in the elevator?

2006-10-30 08:55:42 · 32 answers · asked by JIMBO 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-30 08:55:29 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

1. LOST
2. The Office
3. Scrubs...hope it comes back soon!
4. Nip/Tuck
5. Family Guy
6. Simpsons
7. South Park
8. Real World/Road Rules stuff....guilty pleasure
9. Lauguna Beach....guilty pleasure

Just wanted to know what everyone is watching....it seems I watch alot of TV looking at the list. LOL

2006-10-30 08:55:13 · 11 answers · asked by I do what I want.. 4 in Television

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
He replied, “ If I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.”So next Sunday he took the monsignor’s advice.At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:1)Sip the vodka, don’t gulp.2)There are 10 commandments, not 12.3)There are 12 disciples, not 10 4)Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.5)Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ***.6)We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C 7)David slew Goliath, he did not kick the s*it out of him 8)When David was hit by a rock he was knocked off his donkey, not stoned off his *** 9)The Father, Son and Holy Spirit are not reffered to as Daddy, Junior and the Spook 10)The cross is not called"The Big T"

2006-10-30 08:53:58 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

AGE: You know you're getting old, when.....
...the end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants
...the four-letter word for something two people can do together in bed is 'Read'
...the names in your little black book are mostly doctors
...when the candles cost more than the cake
...you and your teeth no longer sleep together
...you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you used to get from a roller coaster
...you can live without sex, but not without glasses
...you have a party and the neighbours don't even realize it
...your back goes out more than you do
...your ears are hairier than your head
...you're asleep, but others worry that you're dead
...you can't tell the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm
...you sink your teeth into a steak - and they stay there.
...work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work
...the gleam in your eye is the sun hitting your bifocals
...you start having dry dreams and wet farts :)

2006-10-30 08:53:27 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Would you
a)scream
b)run
c)cry
d)try to communicate with it
e)a,b&c

2006-10-30 08:52:25 · 25 answers · asked by Cori 3 in Polls & Surveys

I don't mean simply your significant other. Who is truly the love of your life?

2006-10-30 08:52:10 · 14 answers · asked by Special nobody 5 in Polls & Surveys

ps u keep ur brain and memories.....

2006-10-30 08:51:35 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-30 08:51:30 · 7 answers · asked by Nicky D 1 in Celebrities

I am writing a childrens' book about music, and I am wanting to know: Where did the music we listen to today come from?? What type of music is the 'base' to today's music?

2006-10-30 08:51:09 · 5 answers · asked by DanielleJane 3 in Music

This may also be about vampires, the whole thing centres around a camper van.

2006-10-30 08:50:53 · 9 answers · asked by Terry the ferry 2 in Movies

2006-10-30 08:50:47 · 21 answers · asked by RoobZ 2 in Polls & Surveys

i can't decide what style i'd have. i have a bohemian personality and style.

2006-10-30 08:50:20 · 16 answers · asked by hott lips 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-30 08:50:12 · 5 answers · asked by oosi 1 in Music

2006-10-30 08:49:38 · 6 answers · asked by The Guy 1 in Music

I definitely WOULD! And, maybe even some TNT!

2006-10-30 08:49:32 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-30 08:49:27 · 5 answers · asked by eightieschic 6 in Horoscopes

2006-10-30 08:49:13 · 5 answers · asked by Aunt Becky 1 in Polls & Surveys

The more I am alive, the less I like people. The more I have to be around people, the less I like them. I am in an extremely foul mood and I don't want anyone to talk to me. I do not feel like smiling. I do not feel like conversating. I just want everyone to go away and leave me alone.

People who mispronounce words get on my nerves.
People with an excessive amount of energy get on my last nerve.
People who talk a lot make me crazy.
People who don't make their kids behave make me sick.
People who "can't" tell others 'no' irritate me.
People who can't take no for an answer get on my nerves.

This time change and cold weather makes me want to freakin fly south!!!

Damn-it, I feel like I'm gonna explode.

Does anyone else feel this way? (I could be having PMS. I think I'm due 11-7-06)

2006-10-30 08:49:02 · 17 answers · asked by HazelEyes 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-30 08:48:54 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The barman asks what everyone wants to which the man asks for a pint of lager, the flamingo asks for a Gin and Tonic in a tall glass with ice to which the cat says give me a whisky but i am not fcuking paying for it. The barman bemused asks what the hell is the deal with the flamingo and the cat, to which the man replied i met a deaf genie who granted me 3 wishes so i asked for lots of money, a bird with long legs and a tight p ussy.



I know its lame but i thought it was funny.

2006-10-30 08:48:29 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

have u seen the movie Drop Dead Gorgous? comments please.

2006-10-30 08:48:25 · 11 answers · asked by shannon 1 in Movies