A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
He replied, “ If I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.”So next Sunday he took the monsignor’s advice.At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:1)Sip the vodka, don’t gulp.2)There are 10 commandments, not 12.3)There are 12 disciples, not 10 4)Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.5)Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ***.6)We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C 7)David slew Goliath, he did not kick the s*it out of him 8)When David was hit by a rock he was knocked off his donkey, not stoned off his *** 9)The Father, Son and Holy Spirit are not reffered to as Daddy, Junior and the Spook 10)The cross is not called"The Big T"
2006-10-30 08:53:58 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is one of the best jokes i've seen in a loooooong time. Good Show.
2006-10-30 09:06:01 · answer #1 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like it
2006-10-30 08:58:05 · answer #2 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like your style.
2006-10-30 10:09:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's kinda funny.
2006-10-30 08:56:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really funny, liked that one.
2006-10-30 08:56:18 · answer #5 · answered by mrs mac 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One of the best I have heard in a long time! Awesome, I giggled the whole way through! roflmao i had to e-mail it to people, have a star! Thanks for the laugh!
2016-05-22 12:49:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one the funnest one i have heard so far. the best one at least.
2006-10-30 09:00:25 · answer #7 · answered by God Is Love 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dat's the proof alcohol makes everythin so cool!!!!!!
2006-10-30 09:26:12 · answer #8 · answered by sylesh3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-30 09:00:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! ^_^
2006-10-30 09:04:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋