The barman asks what everyone wants to which the man asks for a pint of lager, the flamingo asks for a Gin and Tonic in a tall glass with ice to which the cat says give me a whisky but i am not fcuking paying for it. The barman bemused asks what the hell is the deal with the flamingo and the cat, to which the man replied i met a deaf genie who granted me 3 wishes so i asked for lots of money, a bird with long legs and a tight p ussy.
I know its lame but i thought it was funny.
2006-10-30 08:48:29 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats the genie that removed my legs when I wished my dick would touch the floor.
2006-10-30 08:56:13 · answer #1 · answered by your pete 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh properly i'm going to objective, yet this one's no longer that stable the two.. Piece of gray tarmac walks right into a pub, stands on the bar & orders a pint & a chaser. After 2 or 3 of those he says " i'm the toughest subject in this bar & i'm going to beat the shite out of all and sundry who says in any different case. Bar falls silent. presently afterwards a chew or purple tarmac is supplied in, has a shandy & says " all and sundry who doubts that i'm the toughest subject interior the bar, step forward & i'm going to kick your tripes out". Bar falls silent inclusive of gray tarmac. No respose, so purple tarmac walks out. relax of the bar are actually not inspired via gray tarmac's low profile & venture his credentials. He replies " i'm going to be complicated mate yet he's a fcuking cyclepath" all and sundry have been given something worse???
2016-10-03 02:51:22 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes it was lame and old and silly. Bit like Bruce Forsyth
2006-10-30 20:54:46 · answer #3 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a pretty good one, man. You're a funny guy.
2006-10-30 09:00:59 · answer #4 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's cute. Made me smile.
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2006-10-30 08:56:09 · answer #5 · answered by Princess L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old one, but a classic all the same.
2006-10-30 08:51:45 · answer #6 · answered by Sparky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funni, hehe!
2006-10-30 08:55:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA that's so funny LOl
2006-10-30 08:56:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is the funniest joke on here!!!!!! lol lol Even my partner is laughing!!!!
2006-10-30 10:12:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not lame. Very good!
2006-10-30 09:01:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋