A man picks up a gorgeous woman at a bar and they go back to her place. The man is surprised to see how many teddy bears and stuffed toys the woman has at her apartment - every surface is piled high with them. After a night of passion the man rolls over and says, "So. How was I?"
The woman replies, "Take any prize from the bottom shelf." :)
2006-10-30 08:58:03 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like it fidgety.
A rich,handsome playboy took a girl on a first date to an amusement park.After going on half a dozen rides he said:"What do you want to do next?"
"Get weighed," she said.
He thought that was a strange request,but he took her to the weighing booth.After going on a few more rides,he asked again:"What do you want to do next?"
"Get weighed," she replied.
"What, again?"
"Get weighed," she repeated.
By now,the guy was convinced that she was seriously weird,so he made an excuse and took her home early.
Her mother wasn't expecting her back so soon."What is it,dear?" she said."Didn't you have a nice time tonight?"
"Wousy," said the girl.
2006-10-30 11:54:52 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee, I would get a prize from the top shelf
2006-10-31 04:49:30 · answer #2 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh My God ! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha !!! A nymphomaniac with a big heart too....she never wants to break the hearts of her admirers.............Intelligent way of presentation. I liked the Joke!!!
2006-10-30 17:06:24 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha
2006-10-30 17:23:03 · answer #4 · answered by little_friend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! A carnival in her own home! ^_^
2006-10-30 17:07:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo, that was great, i never heard one like that before.
2006-10-30 17:02:39 · answer #6 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one did make me laugh out loud!!!!
2006-10-30 18:08:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, that made me giggle!
2006-10-30 17:00:18 · answer #8 · answered by Julie S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-10-30 17:00:30 · answer #9 · answered by Sarah S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-30 17:00:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋