AGE: You know you're getting old, when.....
...the end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants
...the four-letter word for something two people can do together in bed is 'Read'
...the names in your little black book are mostly doctors
...when the candles cost more than the cake
...you and your teeth no longer sleep together
...you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you used to get from a roller coaster
...you can live without sex, but not without glasses
...you have a party and the neighbours don't even realize it
...your back goes out more than you do
...your ears are hairier than your head
...you're asleep, but others worry that you're dead
...you can't tell the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm
...you sink your teeth into a steak - and they stay there.
...work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work
...the gleam in your eye is the sun hitting your bifocals
...you start having dry dreams and wet farts :)
2006-10-30 08:53:27 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brilliant fidgety! How about the following.
You stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you can do while your down there.
Everything hurts,and what doesn't hurt,doesn't work.
The little grey haired lady you help across the street is your wife.
Your knees buckle, but your belt won't.
You get out of breath playing chess.
You start doing jigsaw puzzles again.
A fortune teller offers to read your face.
You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
You're still chasing women ,but can't remember why.
You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
You keep in touch with friends through the obituary column..
You can remember cover versions of songs the first time around.
2006-10-30 11:28:37 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1
2016-05-22 12:49:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you're being very unkind linking sex-life with age and suggesting older men/women don't have the wherewithal or desire anymore. As for whether or not I could live without it.... Yes, of course I could but for how long? 1 hour, 2 hours, 3 maybe........What's the problem?
2006-10-30 12:44:10 · answer #3 · answered by saljegi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2006-10-30 08:57:01 · answer #4 · answered by S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have for 14/14 years
2006-10-30 08:55:48 · answer #5 · answered by dudefrummontana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a pretty good one, but to answer your question, the only way I'd have to live without sex is if I lost my soulmate (who is a real handful in the sack).
2006-10-30 09:11:18 · answer #6 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To live without sex is like cake with no frosting, it can be o.k., but something is missing!
2006-10-30 08:55:23 · answer #7 · answered by motohype 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no you cant Lmfao you have put a smirk on my face for the rest of the week 18.45/10
2006-10-30 09:10:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You CAN but why would you want to? I don't think life would be much fun without out it! LOL
2006-10-30 09:03:55 · answer #9 · answered by mychemicalromancelover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simply Superb Collection ! Ha Ha Ha .....Got impressed...Hilarious at the same time thought provoking ! One day all of us have to go through that phase...Ha Ha Ha ...if nothing goes wrong in between....I mean untimely demise....Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha !!!! I liked them !!!!
2006-10-30 09:01:25 · answer #10 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋