Entertainment & Music - 30 October 2006

Great Reasons To Be A Guy...

Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.

You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

You can leave the motel bed unmade.

You can kill your own food.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You don't have to clean if the meter reader is coming.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."

Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.

Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks.

You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.

If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"

You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

You know which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You don't have to shave below your neck.

Gas (at either end) is cool.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

2006-10-30 16:34:16 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Moviehole reports that the proposed "Green Lantern" film, based on the popular DC Comics character and supposedly starring Jack Black - has been shelved. Warner Bros. were planning a comedic take on the character to suit Black's hi-larious stylings. There was a massive outpouring of negative fan feedback about the idea, and this may have contributed to the film's demise. "Green Lantern" is a hero who possesses a power ring given to him by some super-powerful aliens from the planet Oa. The ring gives the user great control over the physical world as the long as the wielder has sufficient willpower to power it.

What do you all think?

2006-10-30 16:34:14 · 9 answers · asked by kc_wosu 4 in Comics & Animation

i love them!

2006-10-30 16:33:42 · 2 answers · asked by i am the dream u r the dreamer 5 in Music

2006-10-30 16:33:32 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Plz give your timezone or current time?

2006-10-30 16:32:24 · 26 answers · asked by New Foil Hat1134 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-30 16:32:20 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

and do you think the troops should BEHEADING home by now....

2006-10-30 16:31:15 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

So me and my boyfriend were at a party at i was at the alcohol table fixing myself a drink and he comes up to me and he was like what are you doing your getting another drink and i was like uh hello, what does it look like i'm doing? And he was like thats your fifth drink tonight, you had enough and then he takes the glass from me and i'm like what do you think your doing and he's like no more drinks for you and i'm like what gimme that glass back and he didnt give it back so i'm like ok, if you dont give me that back i'm going to find another sexy guy here at this party and he can have this and then i address the guys in the room and i'm like boys, your looking at a free lunch here and then he got mad at that and he walked away from me and then i laughed and got a glass and continued to fix myself a drink

2006-10-30 16:30:56 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzHMdILdlkM....thats the link. its a soccer blooper but the background music is wat im looking for...thnx

2006-10-30 16:30:27 · 5 answers · asked by xcrzyxballax 1 in Music

2006-10-30 16:29:53 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My real name actually means "ash tree" lol

2006-10-30 16:29:44 · 28 answers · asked by Maria AKA one of a kind 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-30 16:28:32 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Mine is on the back of the toilet. When it's on the dispenser it's just to tempting for little hands.

2006-10-30 16:27:32 · 22 answers · asked by E_Soup 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-30 16:26:41 · 18 answers · asked by adamvanessen 2 in Television

Its on my cell phone when I go to change the entry (numbers or letters) when texting...

2006-10-30 16:25:47 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-30 16:25:38 · 2 answers · asked by honeybee5484 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Go through you music collection and tell me your most embarrassing tape/cd you have ever brought and why?

2006-10-30 16:25:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Mr.Sanchez leaves his little house at 1:00 PM to go to work. When he gets to work, he enters a 5 feet wide metal detector in a 7 feet wide hall. He goes to the drinking fountain in the end of the room near the metal detector. The metal detector will destroy any metallic objects that enter through it. Yet, somebody goes into the work office and whacks Mr. Sanches with a metal pencil, and he faints. Mr. Sanchez's office is at the other side of the building, and the only door is at the enter area thingy. How could Mr. Sanchez get bopped by the metal pencil if there is a destroying metal detector? and.....did Mr. Sanchez go to the water fountain before his cubicle?...or the cubicle then water fountain? lol....i thought of this from the top of my head...


and...if you give this a thumbs down, i don't really care. I just want a funny answer to anybody i can give 10 points to...

so....

in conclusion, lol who can give the funniest answer to the question? xD

2006-10-30 16:25:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I would love to have scary and funny movies. Funny ones for my sister and my dad . And scary ones for me and my boyfriend. We're all going to disneyland for my 19th birthday and at night we're staying at the beach at my grandma's condo. I already have the hill's have eyes, wolf cabin , All exorise movies, stay alive, saw 1 ,2 , and all the new ones that came out. Any ideas for scay and funny ones. I dont mind old movies. Thank you for your help and have a nice day.

2006-10-30 16:25:00 · 13 answers · asked by kitty 6 in Movies

2006-10-30 16:24:11 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

emotional or physical?

2006-10-30 16:23:50 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Which weather temperature is easier to work in for the average person ?

2006-10-30 16:23:49 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The suspense is KILLING me...I really must know....

2006-10-30 16:23:24 · 8 answers · asked by Nicki Lee 6 in Polls & Surveys

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

2006-10-30 16:22:25 · 11 answers · asked by >>Raj<< 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I know a horse that was in it. And I'm trying to find pictures of him. He's a chestnut Quarter Horse. He has white markings on his face. Any info. would be awsome!

2006-10-30 16:20:01 · 4 answers · asked by Buttload 2 in Movies

For me it is Endless Love by Mariah Carey and Luther Vandross

2006-10-30 16:19:30 · 32 answers · asked by Beano4aReason 4 in Polls & Surveys

how did the money start? can't we just go back to the times where there is no money and they can able to survive?

2006-10-30 16:19:29 · 19 answers · asked by ok 4 in Polls & Surveys

Sweet Dreams

I want this girl can’t you see
How much she means to me
And I can’t get her hard as I try
But my feelings for her will never die

I just wish I could get the chance
To take her to one last dance
So I’ll pray now to the man up above
To spend one night with the girl I love

(Chorus)
Many chances I have had
None end good all end bad
But if I could get that one night
I would make everything right
I’d give the world to this girl
Diamonds, clothes, jewelry, and pearls
Do anything to see her smile
To have a chance
I must be in denial

Somehow I passed the test
Asked her out and she said yes
Perfect is how it has to be
If not then she’ll forget about me

Eight p.m. rolls around
I pick her up for a night on the town
Walk up and knock on the door
It opens up and the crowd starts to roar

She’s so beautiful it’s almost painful
Cause I’m in love with an angel
She’s perfect: smart, funny, and kind
I could stare at her till the end of time

(Chorus 2x)

Now it’s time to take her home
Ignore the calls that I get on my phone
Spend as much time with her as I can
Because a chance like this will never happen again

She says what a good time she had
I reply it wasn’t half bad
And in for the kiss I lean
That’s when I wake…
Up from my dream

2006-10-30 16:19:22 · 17 answers · asked by Zach S 1 in Music

2006-10-30 16:18:42 · 9 answers · asked by na nah 3 in Polls & Surveys

...and if he was, would you admit it to yourself even though you hate him?

Kim Jung Il:
http://images.animanga.nu/fanart/1948/kim_jong_il.jpg

2006-10-30 16:18:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities