Entertainment & Music - 30 October 2006

Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." The husband says "WHAT??" The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman. The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it. So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big dept. store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. And then tells his wife. We'll take all three of them. Then goes over and gets matching shoes worth $200 each. And then goes to the Jewelry Dept. and gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited (she thinks her husband has flipped out, but she does not care). She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says "but you don't even play tennis, but OK if you like it then lets get it." The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says "I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register." The husband says," no - no - no, honey we're not going to buy all this stuff." The wife's face goes blank. "No honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while." Her face gets really red and she is about to explode and then the Husband says, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a Man!!!

2006-10-30 15:46:19 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Riddle: What do you call an alligator's helper....?

2006-10-30 15:45:50 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Who wants to buy 8 track tapes, anyone?

Ohio Players, Quincy Jones, Diana Ross, Lou Rawls, these are unsealed

2006-10-30 15:45:07 · 2 answers · asked by 8track 1 in Celebrities

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What is your favorite song lyric?

Mine is from an As Cities Burn song, "Oh my God how sweet is the soun; I once was blind, but now I just look away."

2006-10-30 15:44:55 · 14 answers · asked by apologetickid 2 in Music

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You see a customer from the ‘corner of your eye’ try and conceal a product into their pocket which you ...

Q: You see a customer from the ‘corner of your eye’ try and conceal a product into their pocket which you believe they do not intend to pay for. Do you: *

*Follow the customer around the store and see if they intend to pay for the goods

*Ignore the situation, as you may be falsely accusing an innocent customer

*Approach the customer and ask if you can be of any assistance to them

*Alert someone else to advise a supervisor as you continue to watch the customer before some back up comes to assist you

2006-10-30 15:44:32 · 11 answers · asked by vice84 2 in Polls & Surveys

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80's cartoon?

i'm trying to remember the title of that 80's cartoon with cute unicorns as character...can anyone pls help me...all i can remember is they're cute...
thx y'all in advance

2006-10-30 15:44:27 · 6 answers · asked by enigma 3 in Comics & Animation

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what kind of music you like?

Metal all the way for me although I like classic rock too

2006-10-30 15:44:08 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Anything else??????????????????????

A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator. Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn't wear because they were out of style. She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wore even once because the color didn't suit you. Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you don't fit into anymore. Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, 'Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore?' "And so, here we are!"

2006-10-30 15:43:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Will a black man/woman become president in your lifetime?

Would you vote for a black person just based on skin color?

2006-10-30 15:43:33 · 22 answers · asked by New Foil Hat1134 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Do jews control the world?

2006-10-30 15:43:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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how can you tell if your father-in-law is well done?

2006-10-30 15:42:43 · 9 answers · asked by nakita 6 in Polls & Surveys

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So,people.What comes too mind when i say?...?

Fantasy?...

Hmmm...

Me,i pretty much live a real life of fastasy...
Of sorts...

Thank You for Your answers...

2006-10-30 15:41:26 · 26 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

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what is miley's......?

what is miley's sisters name eather:
Lindsey Noah
Ashley Taylor
or
Noah Lindsey ????
wich one plzzzzzzzzz answer honstely no idon't knows just to get points
i want answers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-10-30 15:40:39 · 6 answers · asked by zan c 3 in Celebrities

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What do you call...?

a BEE born in May......?

2006-10-30 15:40:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Who is Britney Spears Music Writter and who's music maker?

2006-10-30 15:38:32 · 1 answers · asked by kourosh 1 in Music

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Caught Your attention?

What is the funniest license plates you have ever saw....

2006-10-30 15:35:29 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What are you gonna be for Halloween?

Im gonna be a sexy nurse.

2006-10-30 15:35:04 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Is Cheaters the worst show on television?

If you catch a minute of it, do you end up watching it the way you would a car wreck? How weird is it that Joey Greco is a realtor by day and a Cheaters "investigative" reporter by night?

2006-10-30 15:34:57 · 20 answers · asked by Buffy Summers 6 in Television

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