Great Reasons To Be A Guy...
Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.
You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
You can leave the motel bed unmade.
You can kill your own food.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You don't have to clean if the meter reader is coming.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."
Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks.
You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
You know which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
Gas (at either end) is cool.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
2006-10-30 16:34:16 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-10-30 16:34:53 · update #1
Glad I am a guy!
2006-10-30 16:37:14 · answer #1 · answered by tbear 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You Described most men well,
But you defined the style of my very existance to the core.
The only variation in your whole narration being " 3 pairs of shoes, Well, I do with only two.
and the 34 and not being noticed unmarried is very Apt, LOL, I am 34 and like u say "Unmarried" and unnoticed, Take notice, LOL, Thanks and keep it up.
You are the only one that makes most sense in Yahoo Answers,
2006-10-30 16:59:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wow, that just made me realize ... I'm a hell of a lot like a guy! I do and relate to all that! That just sounds a lot like me. Except for the big hip and shaving part. Haha, I'm a tomboy!
2006-10-30 16:39:36 · answer #3 · answered by ♀♥♂☮Trippy Hippie☮♂♥♀ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, guys have it so easy don't they?
just reading some of these things makes me wish i was a guy, if only a woman's life was that simple, and that's why guys take us girls for granted, because they think we've got it easy just like them. Personally i think they need a good wake up call.
Maybe you should do one about how hard it is being a girl, and then maybe they'd change their poor attitudes toward us.
Thanks for sharing!!!
2006-10-30 16:39:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Im a guy..im glad to be one..
thank you for revealing the truth!!
(^^o)
Happy Halloween!!
2006-10-30 21:18:42 · answer #5 · answered by Dark SOuL 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
we dont have to sit down to pee
we dont get beat up
we get to defend this country wether we like it or not
we get jobs outside of home and inside our homes ;-)))))
we get rejected by women 90 % of the time
the uglier we are the more attractive we are :)
2006-10-30 16:41:37 · answer #6 · answered by enano 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All great reasons, but what fun would that be? I still prefer to be a woman!
2006-10-30 16:39:24 · answer #7 · answered by pinkcasperartweety 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i wish i could give you ten points that was the best i couldn't add to it though it would be nice
2006-10-30 16:39:36 · answer #8 · answered by chris r 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
It seems so simple being a man. lol
But I wouldnt trade being a woman for the world! We're so powerful.
2006-10-30 16:38:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yep.
2006-10-30 16:42:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha cute
2006-10-30 16:58:24 · answer #11 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋