Mr.Sanchez leaves his little house at 1:00 PM to go to work. When he gets to work, he enters a 5 feet wide metal detector in a 7 feet wide hall. He goes to the drinking fountain in the end of the room near the metal detector. The metal detector will destroy any metallic objects that enter through it. Yet, somebody goes into the work office and whacks Mr. Sanches with a metal pencil, and he faints. Mr. Sanchez's office is at the other side of the building, and the only door is at the enter area thingy. How could Mr. Sanchez get bopped by the metal pencil if there is a destroying metal detector? and.....did Mr. Sanchez go to the water fountain before his cubicle?...or the cubicle then water fountain? lol....i thought of this from the top of my head...
and...if you give this a thumbs down, i don't really care. I just want a funny answer to anybody i can give 10 points to...
so....
in conclusion, lol who can give the funniest answer to the question? xD
2006-10-30 16:25:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The pencil had been stuck in the ceiling tile ever since fat Mrs. Chavez got stuck trying to squeaze through the extra foot on either side of the metal detector and they had to strap a industrial strength girdle on her to get her out. When they finally unstuck Mrs.Chavez and pulled the string on the girdle the force of her instant inflation caused her ears to pop so hard that the pencil behind her ear struck the ceiling and thus resulted in Mr. Sanchez getting hit in the head with a metal pencil and fainting. P.S. Mr. Snachez fainted because as the pencil struck his head he got a mental flash of fat Mrs.Chavez' flabby backside morphing back to normal.
2006-10-30 16:39:11 · answer #1 · answered by Kellie W 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First off, the metal pencil is only destroyed if it passes through the metal detector, You can pass it along the sides or over the top and no problem. The door to the other part of the building would be near the water cooler, so he stopped there first. Both the water cooler and the door hinges (both metal) could be affected by the metal detector if it were closer and the room with the metal detector is the first room, all other offices are accessed via it.
Now why would anyone hit him over the had with a metal pencil and why would it make him faint AND why does he spell his name two ways? One with and "S" and one with a "Z" ? According to Professor Plum in the library, The Schizophrenic Mr Sanches(z), never really fainted but was only sleeping because his house is so small, there's no room for a bed. Professor Plum points out that though the pencil has a lead, it is different from the lead in a pipe and could not have caused MR. Sanches(z) to faint. He fainted from lack of sleep because his small house is too small for a bed. This my friend is Westonian Logic at it's finest. Westonian logic is defined by the statement that 3+4=7 only because 10-8=2.
2006-10-30 17:03:21 · answer #2 · answered by Carlton73 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Maybe the metal pencil was in the office before the metal detectors were installed in the building?
2006-10-30 16:31:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh... he got bopped when he was at the drinking fountain which was on the other side of the metal destroyer? Or maybe someone came in through a window? I'm kind of confused...
2006-10-30 16:30:38 · answer #4 · answered by divinemissem13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he's going to spend the money he has on high priced audio recording equipment and use it to make a song that sells 1000 copies. The song would be called "Shake that depraved Bumpety Thang" and his mom will own 999 copies of it. Then he will write his memoirs to aim and recuperate the money he lost in putting his studio mutually. The memoirs would be called "Kevin Federline: that's All i will think of to place so a techniques, Yo." I additionally consider previous poster who reported he will breakdance outdoors of 7-11. That became tremendously hilarious. yet I are watching for that's going to likely be outdoors of the Circle ok (he will declare that's for Circle Kevin).
2016-12-09 00:10:09 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably the guy got attacked by the pencil lead but lead in pencils are not metals as many people think.
2006-10-30 22:44:55 · answer #6 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
some anerexic ex-girlriend squeezed through the side of the metal detector and acted out her revenge by knocking out he ex with a metal pencil
yeah that's how it happend!
2006-10-30 16:35:17 · answer #7 · answered by topaz_toes 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well give me some of that LSD and we can work on this together! Pass the Absinthe!
2006-10-30 16:31:13 · answer #8 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
skatamoosh! Skatamoosh! Can he do the fandango?
2006-10-30 16:28:43 · answer #9 · answered by Foss 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cuz he was skinny and 2 ft was plenty for his skinny *** to slip thru and i have no idea wut ur talking about. peace
2006-10-30 16:28:35 · answer #10 · answered by Mr.Deeds 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋