Entertainment & Music - 27 October 2006

I can't get the thing working...

I tried to send a text to my neighbour saying
"can I have my pinking shear back please"

but I ended up sending him
"I am thinking all the time of your wife, daughters and border collie"
- which is obviously not want I wanted to send at all

I think I will stick with the normal way of writing, it is a lot safer

2006-10-27 04:18:54 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

thank you!

2006-10-27 04:18:09 · 12 answers · asked by Lost Phoenix 3 in Music

or even if he isn't alive today, who doesn't think he died August 16, 1977?
I was reading a website yesterday that is on the hunt down for Elvis Presley...they truly believe he is alive and the guy's even making a documentary on it. It all seemed pretty believeable, but I don't know...Would like to see other's opinions & thoughts.

2006-10-27 04:18:03 · 20 answers · asked by Goofita 2 in Celebrities

Which is the better songwriter in your opinion, and what's your favorite tune? Please don't say "Imagine" and "Long and Winding Road". Let's be a little more obscure. I think I still love John more, but love Paul's work, too.

2006-10-27 04:17:35 · 11 answers · asked by mom 4 in Music

2006-10-27 04:17:30 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Just to start the ball rolling (1) Goodfellas (2) The Usual Suspects (3) Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring

2006-10-27 04:17:05 · 56 answers · asked by drcswalker 2 in Movies

A guy is lying in his hospital bed, wired up with drips and monitors, breathing with the aid of an oxygen mask. A young lady comes round the ward with the tea and newspaper trolley. Approaching him she asks if there is anything she can do for him. The guy looks at her and asks "Are my testicles black?"

"I'm sorry but I'm not medical staff, I can't help you with that" she replies.

"Oh, please have a look for me, I'm really worried; Are my testicles black?"

Taking pity on his obvious distress the girl glances around the ward and, seeing there are no medical staff around, says "Alright, I'll have a look for you". She pulls back the bedcover, lifts his dick out of the way and, cupping his balls in her hand tells him, with a note of relief in her voice, "No, they look fine to me".

The patient pulls off his oxygen mask and says "I said, Are my test results back?"

2006-10-27 04:16:51 · 26 answers · asked by Coyote 3 in Jokes & Riddles

1 - what's the title of the movie where a guy meets a girl at a hotel bar, has a few drinks, takes her to his room, blacks out and wakes up in a bathtub filled with ice with a cell phone and a note in his hand. The note says something about his kindey having being taken out and him calling a certain number if he wanted to surive.

2 - the title of the movie where, in the final scene, there are 2 guys on bicycles, jousting!!!

2006-10-27 04:16:50 · 5 answers · asked by Peter 2 in Movies

Or do you revolve your world around someone else?

Or have you managed to finally find comfort in being you for you and letting others be for themselves?

2006-10-27 04:16:45 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my fav song is "a moment in a million years". it rocks.

2006-10-27 04:16:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-27 04:16:26 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is a person that plays the piano is call a "pianist", the why aren't racecar drivers called "racist"?

2006-10-27 04:15:11 · 5 answers · asked by Perfectly Insane 5 in Jokes & Riddles

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike just the right note: romantic, but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstrom's and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart along with this note:

My Dearest,

I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears the short ones that are easier to remove.

These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart.

I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.

When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.

All my love, Roger

P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.

2006-10-27 04:14:30 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I know South Park has a reputation for being controversial, but this is a step too far.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/10/27/irwin.southpark/index.html

2006-10-27 04:14:23 · 40 answers · asked by what's up 1 in Comics & Animation

name the top 5 albums that had the most impact on you. in no particular order, mine are:
dark side of the moon - pink floyd
ten - pearl jam
fumbling towards ecstasy - sarah mclaughlin
hedwig & the angry inch - soundtrack
goodbye yellow brick road - elton john

2006-10-27 04:13:52 · 12 answers · asked by LoriBeth 6 in Music

how come whoever answered my question, are saying that they are David Tennant and David Tennant owes them this and that etc... why?????????
it is not the answer to my question!!!!! all i am sayin is that " is David Tennant going to leave Doctor Who"? true or false???
just that please!!!!!!!!

2006-10-27 04:13:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

tell me....
it'll be a secret.....
trust me........
i'm good at keeping secretssssss....shhhhhhhhhhh

2006-10-27 04:12:52 · 33 answers · asked by BLACK KILLZ.....!?! 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-27 04:12:09 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think that it's very silly. I have a friend who was born on the same day as me and yet we are complete opposites; we have no similarites. According to astrology, we should share many characterisitics. Why is it that people take this stuff so seriously?

2006-10-27 04:11:17 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

How/Why did Rock n Roll die

2006-10-27 04:11:09 · 24 answers · asked by Nostradamus 3 in Music

or yesterday.

2006-10-27 04:10:52 · 10 answers · asked by nodumgys 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-27 04:10:49 · 10 answers · asked by Mea 5 in Television

2006-10-27 04:10:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A video that is called " Do I Creep for Out " (parodies of " Do I Make You Proud " of Taylor Hicks) of the new cd " Straight Outta Lynwood "

2006-10-27 04:08:44 · 4 answers · asked by Guille 2 in Music

2006-10-27 04:08:32 · 14 answers · asked by JIMBO 4 in Polls & Surveys

How many people dress up? What stars are there? What kind of cool stuff is for sale? Is it worth the price of admission? Any tips would be helpful.

2006-10-27 04:07:42 · 8 answers · asked by wise-woman 2 in Television

Beautiful ladies only

I have started a DNA collection of all the beautiful women I ever meet. One strand of hair from the back of their jacket or inner thigh is enough...C.S.I. has taught me all the tricks on how to get it skin epipherals also

Once the cloning technology is fully up and running and commercially viable in 32 years time, you will see understand why I did it...no more mail-order brides, nosirree bob, not for me...I will be able to make my own - woo hoo!

So, Would any of you mind if I replicated you for my own nefarious purposes?

2006-10-27 04:06:56 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Southpark has created an episode where satan holds a fancy dress party and Steve Irwin turns up, as himself, complete with trade mark khaki shirt and sting ray haning out of his chest.
This is totally bad taste, and not too long after the incident so v insensitive to his friends and family, BUT I can't help thinking it'll be a cracking episode and I want to see it. I am a massive Steve Irwin fan and think he was fantastic btw.
What do you think?

2006-10-27 04:06:51 · 31 answers · asked by Red Dragon 3 in Celebrities

Hehe last time i hiccuped was yesterday

2006-10-27 04:06:45 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-27 04:05:53 · 31 answers · asked by sivle 2 in Music