A guy is lying in his hospital bed, wired up with drips and monitors, breathing with the aid of an oxygen mask. A young lady comes round the ward with the tea and newspaper trolley. Approaching him she asks if there is anything she can do for him. The guy looks at her and asks "Are my testicles black?"
"I'm sorry but I'm not medical staff, I can't help you with that" she replies.
"Oh, please have a look for me, I'm really worried; Are my testicles black?"
Taking pity on his obvious distress the girl glances around the ward and, seeing there are no medical staff around, says "Alright, I'll have a look for you". She pulls back the bedcover, lifts his dick out of the way and, cupping his balls in her hand tells him, with a note of relief in her voice, "No, they look fine to me".
The patient pulls off his oxygen mask and says "I said, Are my test results back?"
2006-10-27 04:16:51 · 26 answers · asked by Coyote 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HILARIOUS!!!
2006-10-27 04:19:47 · answer #1 · answered by HardCore 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Enjoyed
2006-10-27 11:23:05 · answer #2 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is funny,but i know from where u get it,coz i know it 2,u got it from an internet site with 2 words it starts with h for first word and the second word starts with w,i will not spoil the secret,coz this site is price less
2006-10-27 12:03:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man......too funny.....if I could figure out how to put the rolling on the floor laughing smiley here...I would....
2006-10-27 11:20:20 · answer #4 · answered by Searching for answers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good babe. Keep 'em coming (The jokes, that is, not the testicles!)
2006-10-27 11:54:12 · answer #5 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but still makes me laugh.
2006-10-27 11:28:00 · answer #6 · answered by wozza.lad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh-oh dirty old man got a feelsky! lol If that were me i would have told him yes...and you are going to die.
2006-10-27 11:23:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Good one
2006-10-27 11:33:54 · answer #8 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The simplist one are the funniest!!!
2006-10-27 11:36:30 · answer #9 · answered by ╬ Wrath Of The Tyrant ╬ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL,good one
2006-10-27 11:29:52 · answer #10 · answered by WWE Champ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol brilliant keep em coming
2006-10-27 11:42:35 · answer #11 · answered by Paul S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋