an irish guy is on deaths row, the guard comes to him and says, you have 3 choices. You can be hanged, you can have the firing squad, or you can be injected with the aids virus. The irish fella says, i`ll take the injection. The guard says, you sure? irish guy says, yes, i`m sure. He is given 1 hour to think about his decision. The guard comes back, and administers the injection. An hour later, the guard is checking the inmates, and the irish guy is laughing his socks off in his cell, the guard says, what are you laughing at, you are gonna suffer a long, slow, agonising death. The irish guy says, aye, but i fooled ya, see, i was wearing a condom!
2006-10-27
07:19:52
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