Yesterday I'm sitting at my computer, and all of a sudden this spider crawls up to me and says - "Dude, could you kill me please?"
I put him in a matchbox, and today will list it on ebay. I mean comeon a talking spider!
2006-10-27 07:14:43 · 19 answers · asked by wdzone 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
uh huh ya don't look now the men in the white coats are coming for u
2006-10-27 07:16:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh no, a vacuum cleanser won't kill a spider. in actuality, it is going to easily make the spider mad. I guess it is plotting revenge right this moment. I propose drowsing with one eye open. And who's acquainted with, perhaps it laid some eggs on your place someplace. you will have an entire relatives of spiders to handle! heavily nonetheless, you likely did kill it. next time, please attempt to do what you are able to to shop the spider and easily place it outdoors. Spiders kill a lot of stressful bugs. Plus maximum spiders are completely threat loose, like the single you in basic terms killed. :(
2016-10-03 00:46:19 · answer #2 · answered by vishvanath 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that you should just about kill him, scare the heck out of him and ask him if that is what he really wants. Tell him about life and then if he still wants to die, let him float in a bowl of water. He should struggle of a couple of hours, Then ebay would be your best solution. Isn't ebay pretty much like suicide?
2006-10-27 07:23:15 · answer #3 · answered by Jellybean Jo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would take him to counseling. I hear there are some very good outreach spider groups. For instance, I just sent my spider ot TA (tarantulas anonymous). He was having an identity crisis; he though he was human. How cute.
2006-10-27 07:19:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would ask him, "why?" Tell him that things are never that bad then refer him to a professional. If that doesn't work, ignore him and maybe he'll go bother someone else. I'm not sure Ebay is the best place for your arachnoid friend.
2006-10-27 07:17:32 · answer #5 · answered by Obi-wan Kenobi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would kill it before he told me to kill him. I HATE spiders!!
2006-10-27 08:06:26 · answer #6 · answered by ~Taylor~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well,i would kill it before it would say me anything!i hate spiders.
2006-10-27 07:17:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would get the chance. I'd kill him to quickly
2006-10-27 07:16:42 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Gïrl¥♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop doing drugs.
And if anything told me to kill it, I would KNOW it's a trick.
2006-10-27 07:17:54 · answer #9 · answered by 4eyed zombie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go see a doctor.
2006-10-27 07:18:16 · answer #10 · answered by Kevin S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋