an irish guy is on deaths row, the guard comes to him and says, you have 3 choices. You can be hanged, you can have the firing squad, or you can be injected with the aids virus. The irish fella says, i`ll take the injection. The guard says, you sure? irish guy says, yes, i`m sure. He is given 1 hour to think about his decision. The guard comes back, and administers the injection. An hour later, the guard is checking the inmates, and the irish guy is laughing his socks off in his cell, the guard says, what are you laughing at, you are gonna suffer a long, slow, agonising death. The irish guy says, aye, but i fooled ya, see, i was wearing a condom!
2006-10-27 07:19:52 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good i am irish and loved it no offence taken girl
2006-10-27 07:22:46 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mmmm. The Irish have an extremely unique experience of humour, the friendliest race I have ever encountered, and performance a distinct way of searching humour in something. more effective than that, they could snort at themselves. So enable's desire that political correctness not in any respect loses us our effectual Irish jokes. inspite of this, yours are particularly lame. enable's a minimum of credit them with some good jokes.
2016-12-05 07:14:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-10-27 07:28:18 · answer #3 · answered by mdk2121 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you could tell that same joke just using "a prisoner on death row". but there are stereotypes everywhere. not to say that's okay. i'm in the states, and most of our jokes are directed at "rednecks" and "blondes".
you're joke was cute anway.
i'm a lame joke teller, but that never stops me from doing it anyway.
a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his pants' zipper. the bartender says "hey, buddy...you know you have a steering wheel attached to your zipper, right?"
and the pirate says..."Arrrgh...it's driving me nuts"
2006-10-27 07:28:00 · answer #4 · answered by soren 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one. Dumb people are so funny. They don't have to be Irish. No offense taken.
2006-10-27 07:26:53 · answer #5 · answered by just peachy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm Irish, too....and I'll drink to that!
2006-10-27 07:24:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!!!!
2006-10-27 09:04:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really a good one!
2006-10-27 07:23:27 · answer #8 · answered by })i({ J and D's Momma })i({ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Thats good! Got any more where that came from?
2006-10-27 07:26:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
hahaha, why does he have 2b irish?
2006-10-27 07:25:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋