In another strangely suggestive scenario: Her pet Beaver died recently, and as I am an apprentice taxidermist, she has asked me to be the first to try stuffing her beaver. She has heard from her friends, who all mysteriously donated their dead pets to the college, that I am very good and considerate. Fiona, her classmate, was particularly impressed with the work I did on her camels toe. Jody was overwhelmed with the expression I got on her smiling tiger, Sara loved the stuffing I gave her monkeys mouth, and Emma was ecstatic when I showed her what could be done with her badger. Erin was overjoyed when I showed her how to keep her bearded clam so it was acceptable to keep on public view. Their teacher wanted me to try some work with his moose knuckle, but I turned that down.
Should I wait for my full license or go for it with the 18 year olds beaver?
2006-10-27 07:19:29 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-10-27 07:26:50 · update #1
Stuff it!! ......Stuff it good!!!! make that Beaver grin, like u made that tiger smile!!!!
I got something you can stuff!!!!!!
: )
2006-10-27 07:44:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
No try stuffing a few road kills first ... until you become an expert. Then and only then move onto stuffing ******* and beavers - you then might find you enjoy stuffing the odd man's bummy hole!! Hey who knows where this will take you!!
2006-10-27 14:24:37 · answer #2 · answered by A1bear 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha a Great Stuffer ! Why do you want the disappoint her, when she is having high expectations from you ?
But be careful while stuffing, if something goes wrong you may not get your full Licence!
2006-10-27 14:40:01 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is absolutely hilarious. Thank you for the laugh this afternoon. Good luck with the beaver! :)
2006-10-27 14:22:18 · answer #4 · answered by feistycharley 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definatly stuff the beaver, Also dont forget to ask her if she wants you to shave her beaver as well.
2006-10-27 14:23:43 · answer #5 · answered by david s 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
undertake a course in taxidermy. then u'll get the full affect from stuffing her beaver!!
2006-10-27 16:46:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go for it! You certainly sound like you know what you are doing.....
BTW, any idea on how to make a mouse's ear look a bit smarter?
2006-10-27 14:26:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
definately go for it, the more often u do it the better u get...supposedly...dont do it when ur drunk though as u will be slippin & slidin all over the place & u may get the wrong hole stuffed...lol
2006-10-27 14:23:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who the heck keeps a beaver for a pet!?!?!? Those things have rabies! I only clicked on the question because I thought it was dirty................ :-(
2006-10-27 20:07:24 · answer #9 · answered by cyberjar88 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
WOW! Your good! Camel toe is hard to stuff.
2006-10-27 14:22:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋