Entertainment & Music - 25 October 2006

I'm fed up looking for the last question I put on this site

2006-10-25 22:38:54 · 9 answers · asked by rob s 2 in Polls & Surveys

I think it could be made into an olympic sport, like show jumping or something...

(p.s.thanks Faster!)

2006-10-25 22:37:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher tried to catch little April out to see
if she was paying attention in class. She called on her
while she was napping,

Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the
chair behind her, took a pen and jabbed her in the rear.

"GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very
good," and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and
Saviour,"

But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again,
Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very
good," and April fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve
say to Adam after she had their twenty-third child?" And
again, Johnny jabbed her with the pen.

This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT
F**KING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND
STICK IT UP YOUR AR*E!"

The Teacher fainted.

2006-10-25 22:34:49 · 24 answers · asked by **SARAH** 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Thi song is usually played in fighting scene in where a woman sings in english and at the start she goes woooaaah oh yeahhh, if you want to... then the rest i cant remember. Can you tell me what is this song and where I can download it

2006-10-25 22:33:30 · 10 answers · asked by i_have_the_sixth_sense2000 2 in Comics & Animation

I like bibblegum ice cream with real bubblegum pieces in it

2006-10-25 22:32:32 · 36 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Will You continue to go for more points?

2006-10-25 22:31:31 · 25 answers · asked by anitababy.brainwash 6 in Polls & Surveys

I'm from the Philippines. Jacktv hasn't shown this battle yet! I know all of the americans have watched this battle! I really need their help! I think Jacktv's NOT going to show this battle! HELP!!!!!!

2006-10-25 22:29:35 · 4 answers · asked by Pawie 2 in Celebrities

Some episodes he's in it, some episodes he's gone and the mom fancies the principle, and no one ever mentions him. But I've never seen what happened. Did they get divorced or did he die?

2006-10-25 22:27:35 · 24 answers · asked by - 5 in Television

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone

Man who run in front of car get tired
Man who run behind car get exhausted

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day

Foolish man give wife Grand piano, Wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

Man with one chopstick go hungry

Man who eat many prunes gets good run for money

Baseball is wrong: Man with four balls cannot walk
Panties not best thing on earth, But next to best thing on earth

War doesn't determine who is right, War determines who is Left
Wife who put husband in Dog house soon find him in Cat house
Man who fight with wife at night get no piece at night

It take many nails to build a crib but one screw to fill it

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there

Man who stand on toilet, high on pot
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement
Man who fish in other mans well often catch crabs
Man who fart in church sit in own pew

2006-10-25 22:27:08 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-25 22:24:31 · 4 answers · asked by steve 1 in Other - Entertainment

and yet when i ask a question about my brother joining th KKK and killing a cat they both get removed.

2006-10-25 22:24:17 · 13 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys

Those who would assume that I have a sick imagination, please check this before you answer.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/6086374.stm

2006-10-25 22:23:05 · 23 answers · asked by Trust Me 4 in Polls & Surveys

I'm learning Spanish so I figured it might help if I watched some spanish films. Motorcycle Diaries, so far that's all I've come up with. Any suggestions?

2006-10-25 22:18:33 · 21 answers · asked by basisdnb 1 in Movies

i need to watch one for an english assignment and i want to write a lot about it so i need a really good one :)

2006-10-25 22:18:13 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-10-25 22:17:30 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

has this vision in his brain
http://www.peripherique.org/article-4293205.html
when he kisses the sky ????

for me its sure because i've taken some pills, and trust me man, today i kiss the sky ...

2006-10-25 22:15:56 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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A choir master f*cks his singers..........

2006-10-25 22:15:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

It is said that she did it to help her marriage.
What do you think?

2006-10-25 22:13:15 · 15 answers · asked by shardf 5 in Celebrities

I have just realised that I do not know how much hair is on my head, so will be spending the rest of the day counting each folicle.

From their I will do this once a month for the rest of the life, thus tracking from it's onset, and baldness and colour changes as they occur.

I think I will provide the wonderful world of hair science some unique data.

What are you thinking about?

2006-10-25 22:12:27 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Lesson in rent payment.

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the
afternoon with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told
her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary
write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."

On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing
that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary
send a cheque for $250 and enclose the following typed note:

"Dear Madam:

Enclosed find a cheque for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not

sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was
under the impression that:

#1 - it had never been occupied;
#2 - there was plenty of heat; and
#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home.

However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there
wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large."

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for

$250 with the following note:

"Dear Sir:

First, I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful
apartment to
remain unoccupied indefinitely.

As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.

Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but
if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the
management.

Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your
present landlady.

2006-10-25 22:08:41 · 31 answers · asked by **SARAH** 3 in Jokes & Riddles

When you go to a bookstore and you pick something up and start browsing, is it the first paragraph or the look of the thing or jsut some inexplicable knowing that I MUST READ THIS BOOK or what?

2006-10-25 22:08:34 · 4 answers · asked by dudeeeeeeeesssssssss 2 in Other - Entertainment

huh ? :)

2006-10-25 22:07:57 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-25 22:07:18 · 4 answers · asked by Sassy45 1 in Movies

Are you proud of me?
Are you going to buy me a free drink?
I deserve it..... sorta....

2006-10-25 22:06:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-25 22:06:02 · 1 answers · asked by forrie 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-25 22:05:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

What are your initials ?

2006-10-25 22:05:08 · 37 answers · asked by anitababy.brainwash 6 in Polls & Surveys

I have a 30gb ipod and have tried to put album artwork on it. I went to 'Get Artwork' on the tool bar and it works as they appear on my itunes, but i can't get them on the ipod. I have the settings set to 'show album artwork on ipod' but nothing! i've tried updating it & unplugged and re-plugged it, but still nothing! can anyone help?

2006-10-25 22:04:14 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I have never been overseas I would like to go to Australia and France

2006-10-25 22:00:53 · 32 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-25 22:00:10 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys