Lesson in rent payment.
A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the
afternoon with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told
her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary
write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing
that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary
send a cheque for $250 and enclose the following typed note:
"Dear Madam:
Enclosed find a cheque for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not
sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was
under the impression that:
#1 - it had never been occupied;
#2 - there was plenty of heat; and
#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home.
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there
wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large."
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for
$250 with the following note:
"Dear Sir:
First, I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful
apartment to
remain unoccupied indefinitely.
As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.
Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but
if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the
management.
Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your
present landlady.
2006-10-25 22:08:41 · 31 answers · asked by **SARAH** 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ooh Iove this.
Good clever and funny
I really laughed out loud, and got a few odd looks!
2006-10-25 23:04:45 · answer #1 · answered by nycgrl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Enjoyable
2006-10-26 05:17:46 · answer #2 · answered by thinkpose 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really funny SARAH LMAO
The best one i have heard today and a new one to Worth a big tumbs up girl well Done
2006-10-26 05:13:27 · answer #3 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sarah pls tell the management to not to contact my presant land lady ,will send her 500 asap!!!!!!!
2006-10-26 05:47:05 · answer #4 · answered by toppopsy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all right send the 500
2006-10-26 05:13:05 · answer #5 · answered by wil_t52 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wicked!
2006-10-26 05:13:08 · answer #6 · answered by tattooedgray 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny joke, brightened up my miserable rainy day with that...Thanks x
2006-10-26 05:13:30 · answer #7 · answered by Angelkiss85 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well funny.
swapped the $ for £ ,and is now doing the U.K offices
2006-10-26 05:58:18 · answer #8 · answered by David 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one x
2006-10-26 05:41:31 · answer #9 · answered by I-Love-My-Boys 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really a fresh definition of the CLASSC Sport
2006-10-26 05:25:42 · answer #10 · answered by Yogesh S 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋