Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher tried to catch little April out to see
if she was paying attention in class. She called on her
while she was napping,
Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the
chair behind her, took a pen and jabbed her in the rear.
"GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very
good," and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and
Saviour,"
But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again,
Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very
good," and April fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve
say to Adam after she had their twenty-third child?" And
again, Johnny jabbed her with the pen.
This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT
F**KING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND
STICK IT UP YOUR AR*E!"
The Teacher fainted.
2006-10-25 22:34:49 · 24 answers · asked by **SARAH** 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HEE HEE HEE
2006-10-25 22:39:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
That's the best joke i have read for ages 10/10
Brilliant
2006-10-26 05:38:02 · answer #2 · answered by JEFF K 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cinderella was getting old, she sat outside her bungalow with her slippers and cocoa stoking her cat Archie feeling downright sorry for herself.
When all of a sudden the fairy godmother turned up and feeling sorry for Cinderella told her that she would grant her three wishes.
"Thank you so much fairy godmother" Cinderella said "For my first wish i wish to be the richest woman in the world (having lost all her money in a messy divorce to Prince Charming)"
PUFF, suddenly Cinderella was surrounded with money!
"That was fantastic, next I wont to be 25 again"
PUFF, suddenly Cinderella was young again!
Cinderella turned and looked at Archie her cat "For my final wish I wont Archie to become a human man Yonug like me and fall deeply in love with me"
Puff Archie was turned into a handsome young man. He turned to Cinderella Kissed her passionately and said
"Bet you are sorry you had my nuts cut off now arn't you"
2006-10-26 05:49:21 · answer #3 · answered by nevergrowup 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was good - not the best thing to read when you are already busting for a wee though! I nearly wet myself laughing!
2006-10-26 07:58:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trouble with this joke is that the teacher's final question is so contrived.
2006-10-26 05:37:42 · answer #5 · answered by PhD 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!! Your just full of jokes aren't ya??
2006-10-26 06:57:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
who turn off the lights
2006-10-26 05:46:16 · answer #7 · answered by guys kicker 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I fainted also. next time I'll laugh.
2006-10-26 05:44:21 · answer #8 · answered by popo dean 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-10-26 06:15:33 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-10-26 05:39:10 · answer #10 · answered by djklamz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i did laugh out loud at this one
2006-10-26 06:18:42 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋