Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone
Man who run in front of car get tired
Man who run behind car get exhausted
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day
Foolish man give wife Grand piano, Wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
Man with one chopstick go hungry
Man who eat many prunes gets good run for money
Baseball is wrong: Man with four balls cannot walk
Panties not best thing on earth, But next to best thing on earth
War doesn't determine who is right, War determines who is Left
Wife who put husband in Dog house soon find him in Cat house
Man who fight with wife at night get no piece at night
It take many nails to build a crib but one screw to fill it
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there
Man who stand on toilet, high on pot
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement
Man who fish in other mans well often catch crabs
Man who fart in church sit in own pew
2006-10-25 22:27:08 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm chinese and I'm disgusted at this blatant piss take of how we speak.....oh, wait..... I GET IT NOW!! LMAO!
2006-10-25 22:44:36 · answer #1 · answered by theredalbino 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot unhygenic
Man who puts hand in peanut butter jar feeling nuts
Woman who dines at mans house late at night get titbit
I used to have a whole load of these on a pamphlet but i cant find it now......these are the only three i remember that u havent said yet.....very good
2006-10-25 22:32:43 · answer #2 · answered by heleneaustin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard most of em but loved the one - Foolish man give wife Grand piano, Wise man give wife upright organ.
lol
2006-10-25 22:31:52 · answer #3 · answered by ssuasw 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool. Nice ones dude.
I especially liked the chopstick one and the crib line.
2006-10-25 22:30:38 · answer #4 · answered by cooldude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice ones
2006-10-25 22:41:44 · answer #5 · answered by Mike J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man who screw in strawberry patch have *** in jam.
girl who have blonde hair have black hair .. by cracky!!!
2006-10-26 02:10:41 · answer #6 · answered by connie m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha not heard alot of them before
2006-10-25 22:31:44 · answer #7 · answered by carlaroberts18 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smiles all round
2006-10-25 22:39:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-10-25 23:16:06 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha hee hee Like your style!!!
2006-10-26 17:11:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋