three guys survive a shipwreck and swim to an island. there they are captured by some natives and taken to the leader. the leader is kind of pissed that the guys came on the island, but also understands. so he says, i'll give u a chance to live, i want you to go into the woods and come back with any fruit you choose, just make sure u bring back 10 of them.
so they all rush off into the woods and the first guy gets back. he shows that he has ten tomatoes. then, the leader is like "shove these up your (censored), and if you can shove all 10 up there without distorting your face, i'll let you live, if not, you're dead." the guys like wtf, but a guard pokes him w/ a spear and he knows the natives aren't playing around. so, his life is at stake here and he starts doing what he has to do. he REALLY holds it in, but when he's on #4 he just can't help it, and screams in pain. they take him away to kill him
2006-10-25
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