The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that were beating on the shore were hardly equal in intensity to the waves of passion nearby.
One ardent couple paused long enough for the young man to whisper, "Darling am I the first man to make love to you ?"
Her tone upon answering was slightly more than irritable. "Of course you are!" she said. "And also the best too. I don't know why you men always ask the same old ridiculous questions."
2006-10-25 14:53:11 · 28 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol.....I've never heard that one before, Igloo. Love it!!!! One of these days, I'm going to find the sites you get these from!!!! *smile*
2006-10-25 15:05:30 · answer #1 · answered by CJ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL."i dont know why you men always ask the same old ridiculous questions"...means the female already have lots of ex-boys..poor dude..
2006-10-25 23:51:36 · answer #2 · answered by Dark SOuL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sarah, he could have been the best even if he was the first, actually he had to be the best if he was the first. By the way I liked this joke.
2006-10-25 22:50:11 · answer #3 · answered by Hydie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
explaining it for those who don't get it...
* he ask if he is her first
*she say "of course"
*but then she says "you are the best"... (you can't have a best if it is the first)
*and she also adds "all you men always ask the same old questions"... (meaning that she has been asked this question before)
***Therefore he is not her first***
(p.s. i didnt think it was that funny)
2006-10-25 22:30:26 · answer #4 · answered by Sarah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats good
2006-10-26 06:59:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's Groovy I like it
2006-10-26 04:24:52 · answer #6 · answered by coolchik 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny, i dont care who you are, i told my friend and he almost pissed in his pants... write more they are very good.
2006-10-25 21:55:49 · answer #7 · answered by Doug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of the better jokes tonight!!!!@!!
2006-10-25 22:00:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is cute I really like it.
2006-10-25 21:55:50 · answer #9 · answered by Deirdre O 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-25 21:55:43 · answer #10 · answered by Kismitt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋