three guys survive a shipwreck and swim to an island. there they are captured by some natives and taken to the leader. the leader is kind of pissed that the guys came on the island, but also understands. so he says, i'll give u a chance to live, i want you to go into the woods and come back with any fruit you choose, just make sure u bring back 10 of them.
so they all rush off into the woods and the first guy gets back. he shows that he has ten tomatoes. then, the leader is like "shove these up your (censored), and if you can shove all 10 up there without distorting your face, i'll let you live, if not, you're dead." the guys like wtf, but a guard pokes him w/ a spear and he knows the natives aren't playing around. so, his life is at stake here and he starts doing what he has to do. he REALLY holds it in, but when he's on #4 he just can't help it, and screams in pain. they take him away to kill him
2006-10-25 15:02:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the second guy comes back with 10 grapez, and the leader tells him the same things. so he starts to shove them up his (censored), fairly easily. it starts getting annoying, but he's not flinching. he puts in number 9 and is about to put in number 10 when he busts up laughing. as the guard is taking him away, he's like "why did you do that, you would've gotten away alive." and the guy replies "i just couldn't help it, i saw the thrd guy coming back with some pineapples."
2006-10-25 15:03:25 · update #1
OMG .... this is so so funny
tears are rolling down my eyes...
really ..good one ....Thanks for
sharing :- ) lol
2006-10-25 23:32:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, they would have killed me too 'cause I'd have been rolling on the ground laughing.
That's funny.
2006-10-25 22:10:35 · answer #2 · answered by andi b 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dude thanks for the laughs I really needed it...man I just got a visual of the 3rd guy ROFL
2006-10-25 23:48:29 · answer #3 · answered by Harp 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it already
from my ridiculously funny brother
2006-10-25 22:43:33 · answer #4 · answered by tanjeriney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea I've heard that one before...but still wicked funny!!!
2006-10-25 23:12:41 · answer #5 · answered by Hydie 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
im sorry for the 3th guy,he's not gonna make it to 1!!!
2006-10-25 22:12:16 · answer #6 · answered by jason 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
i heard this one already. but still funny indeed!!
(^^,)
2006-10-25 23:44:29 · answer #7 · answered by Dark SOuL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that one is funny!!
2006-10-25 22:10:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HEE HEE HEE
2006-10-26 04:16:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahhaa, good one.
2006-10-25 23:51:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋