2006-10-25 14:50:35 · 16 answers · asked by jesse12508 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Those who write on bathroom walls,
Roll their chit into little balls.
Those who read these words of wit,
Eat those little balls of chit.
2006-10-25 14:56:17 · answer #1 · answered by hott.dawg™ 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Its a tie between two I've seen recently. First one was on a truck stop bathroom wall in Michigan. "Here I sit, grunting and fartin, giving birth to another Spartan" The second one was in a rest area bathroom in Alabama,
"This toilet paper is just like John Wayne, rough as hell and doesn't take $hit off of anyone"
2006-10-25 22:16:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sex is like math. Two people plus a bed minus the clothes divide the legs and in it goes.
2006-10-25 23:06:55 · answer #3 · answered by *fallenangel* 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"George Bush is living proof that the cowboys screwed the buffalo"
The longer I thought about it, the funnier it seemed...no offense to lady Barbara!
2006-10-25 22:00:43 · answer #4 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
well, it wast exactly written, but on one stall there it said, very large:
I LOVE HANK
and the next stall said DO YOU LIKE TO POOP?!?
and so we decided that the real question was
DOES HANK LOVE TO POOP?
funniest thing ever... we about died laughing
2006-10-25 21:57:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
once me and my cousin were bored so we wrote all over the bathroom door God loves you you need to be saved and we also wrote a church song on it and aked them if they wanted to be saved that we would pray i know its not good to do things loike that with God but it was actually funny and ppl do need to be saved!
2006-10-25 23:11:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Here I sit
All broken-hearted
I came to sh!t
But only farted
2006-10-25 21:51:47 · answer #7 · answered by mrs michelle 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Does your wang hang low?
Does it wobble to and fro?
Can you tie it in a knot?
Can you tie it in a bow?
. . .
and this was in the girls bathroom!!!
2006-10-25 21:59:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
as i sit here with my cheeks a flexin
i think i just
... ahh i don't have it in me to continue with the rest.. it's too racist...
2006-10-26 11:08:50 · answer #9 · answered by Jana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mother made me a lesbian.
Underneath it was written.
My mother made me a sweater.
2006-10-25 21:56:40 · answer #10 · answered by Deirdre O 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋