Entertainment & Music - 24 October 2006

2006-10-24 05:31:45 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

..... You go to get your haircut at a salon. You get seated and you notice the following:

-The apron they put on you has somebody else's hair
-You notice that the tools/ instruments are unclean
-You notice a comb with somebody else's dandruff on it

What is your course of action?!

2006-10-24 05:31:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Marge was in bed with a man (not her husband). All of a sudden, they heard a
noise downstairs. "Oh, my God, your husband is home! What am I going to do?"

"Just stay in bed with me. He's probably so drunk; he isn’t going to notice
you here with me." The fear of getting caught trying to escape was more powerful
than the thought of getting caught in bed with Marge, so he trusted her advice.
Sure enough, Marge's husband came crawling into bed and as he pulled the covers
over him, he pulled the blankets, exposing six feet.

"Honey!" he yelled. "What the hell is going on? I see six feet at the end of
the bed!"

"Dear, you're so drunk, you can't count. If you don't believe me, count them
again."

The husband got out of bed, and counted. "One, two, three, and
four... By gosh, you're right, dear!"

2006-10-24 05:31:25 · 16 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Jokes & Riddles

how do you apply to appear on deal or no deal? would be AWESOME and i have no idea how to go about it

2006-10-24 05:31:06 · 11 answers · asked by arthur d 2 in Television

2006-10-24 05:30:58 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

What can you use it for?

2006-10-24 05:30:53 · 14 answers · asked by anitababy.brainwash 6 in Polls & Surveys

its my birthday today and i share it with wayne rooney.

2006-10-24 05:30:29 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-10-24 05:30:13 · 21 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-24 05:29:30 · 12 answers · asked by kindly unspoken 2 in Celebrities

Let's face it -- English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant
nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins
weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are
candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that
quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is
neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't
groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the
plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index,
2 indices?

Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend, that you
comb through annals of history but not a single annal? If you have a bunch
of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preacher praught? If a vegetarian eats
vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? If you wrote a letter, perhaps
you bote your tongue?

Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum
for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and
play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that
run and feet that smell? Park on driveways and drive on parkways?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and
wise guy are opposites? How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while
quite a lot and quite a few are alike? How can the weather be hot as hell
one day and cold as hell another.

Have you noticed that we talk about certain things only when they are
absent? Have you ever seen a horseful carriage or a strapful gown? Met a
sung hero or experienced requited love? Have you ever run into someone who
was combobulated, gruntled, ruly or peccable? And where are all those
people who ARE spring chickens or who would ACTUALLY hurt a fly?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house
can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out
and in which an alarm clock goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the
creativity of the human race (which, of course, isn't a race at all). That
is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are
out, they are invisible. And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but
when I wind up this essay, I end it.

2006-10-24 05:29:30 · 29 answers · asked by keylow01 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-24 05:29:22 · 44 answers · asked by What_A_Gass 1 in Movies

You know, risque types of things or double entendres? (Although I'm not sure if my kid speaks much french...)

2006-10-24 05:29:13 · 8 answers · asked by Nightwalker 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-24 05:28:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

With the new TREK movie in the works, should new actors play these roles or should there be unknowns playing them?

2006-10-24 05:28:19 · 6 answers · asked by chris f 1 in Movies

If you don't get angry then state the questions that annoy you.

Please be honest.

I'm running out of material and I don't seem to be making people as upset as I used to. I need all the help I can get.

2006-10-24 05:28:16 · 18 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Hello all,I am a Leo female & I like a Scorpio/Saggi cusp male. I am just out of a relationship a month ago he (pisces) freaked out and left and dated someone else within a wk - a major dealbreaker in my books.
I've known the scorp/saggi for a long time & always liked him, but was faithful so I kept him at a distance - although there was always the attraction.
He was single when I knew him but he had an ex he still cared about. However, recently he found out that she was lying to him all along and was not who she claimed to be. So he pretty much is over her as well.

Ok, so here we are.... both burnt but he claims to be over her. And I am slowly getting over my ex. He said a few weeks ago that he doesnt want a relationship right now: however, the last few weeks we've been getting closer - spending many hours tgoether sometimes. But he seems to blow hot/warm and cold/distant. Which confuses me. One day he'll spend hours.. the other day he'll barely speak.

Any advice is appreciated :)

2006-10-24 05:27:05 · 13 answers · asked by Just Another Human 1 in Horoscopes

2006-10-24 05:26:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Have you seen a ghost/spirit of someone you know who passed away? I heard/read they communicate in dreams.

If so, tell me your stories.

2006-10-24 05:25:11 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll
have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face and sharpen
the old straight edge while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful
breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.
The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a
hotel room."

She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that.

The cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the
difference."
She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."

2006-10-24 05:24:52 · 18 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I heard about the death on the radio this morning. I did not hear the name of the actor. All I heard was that he was the smallest actor in the world and that he had died today. I am assuming that it is a man and not a child.

2006-10-24 05:24:01 · 8 answers · asked by dippycricket 1 in Movies

2006-10-24 05:23:25 · 14 answers · asked by Tony N 1 in Music

2006-10-24 05:23:24 · 42 answers · asked by Judas Rabbi 7 in Polls & Surveys

This is a poll!

2006-10-24 05:23:04 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or do you just shudder inwardly and make a mental note never to shake hands with them?

2006-10-24 05:22:41 · 23 answers · asked by Nightwalker 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-24 05:22:05 · 3 answers · asked by Charles A 1 in Movies

It needs to be recent - on DVD within the past year. And by creepy I mean scary without being too bloody or violent (not a slasher movie).

2006-10-24 05:21:17 · 16 answers · asked by AlongthePemi 6 in Movies

Or do you just leave it bare for the next person? Don't you hate it when they have those double roll dispensers and you can't ever get the second roll to move over? What do you do if you can't find another roll to put on?

2006-10-24 05:21:16 · 10 answers · asked by Nightwalker 3 in Polls & Surveys

But watching films does'nt have the same sense of excitement it once had.There's something lacking.

2006-10-24 05:21:00 · 15 answers · asked by Hem 1 in Movies

Would you want to be one of the characters in that show or movie (If so, which character) or just be sort of in the background?

2006-10-24 05:20:27 · 10 answers · asked by cirdellin 4 in Other - Entertainment

When you know it looms around the corner...

2006-10-24 05:20:08 · 28 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys