Marge was in bed with a man (not her husband). All of a sudden, they heard a
noise downstairs. "Oh, my God, your husband is home! What am I going to do?"
"Just stay in bed with me. He's probably so drunk; he isn’t going to notice
you here with me." The fear of getting caught trying to escape was more powerful
than the thought of getting caught in bed with Marge, so he trusted her advice.
Sure enough, Marge's husband came crawling into bed and as he pulled the covers
over him, he pulled the blankets, exposing six feet.
"Honey!" he yelled. "What the hell is going on? I see six feet at the end of
the bed!"
"Dear, you're so drunk, you can't count. If you don't believe me, count them
again."
The husband got out of bed, and counted. "One, two, three, and
four... By gosh, you're right, dear!"
2006-10-24 05:31:25 · 16 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
:) :)
2006-10-24 08:22:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahahaha. That took me a while to understand. I guess I'm a little bit drunk myself!
2016-05-22 07:25:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one. i lmao
2006-10-24 06:01:59 · answer #3 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good.
2006-10-24 12:27:52 · answer #4 · answered by Janet lw 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the male version of a dumb blonde joke.... i love it!
2006-10-24 05:41:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao too good
2006-10-24 05:36:10 · answer #6 · answered by kez_124 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heehee
2006-10-24 05:33:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it!!
2006-10-24 05:40:38 · answer #8 · answered by Princess Peach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you forgot was he blonde?
2006-10-24 05:36:29 · answer #9 · answered by sligoman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how crazy
2006-10-24 06:15:00 · answer #10 · answered by alisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very good xxx
2006-10-24 10:04:33 · answer #11 · answered by pinkie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋