A deer hunter & a fisherman meet for drinks.
‘How was fishing today’
‘It was just GREAT. Best day ever! You won’t believe it but I caught a 70 pounds trout
with my bare hands!!!’ replies the fisher man
‘Give me a brake, this is TOO much ‘ responds the indignant hunter
‘I did & I don’t care if you believe me, I fought for hours but I made it!!!! How was hunting by the way?’ asks the fisherman changing the subject
Exasperated the hunter replies:
‘Well, I went hunting with John. You know. After like 3 long hours of waiting on my own I saw some movement behind the bushes. I shot to that direction but when I went there I saw that I had shot John!!! I looked around in frustration, just in case there was someone and ..’
‘Oh, Goodness!’ responds the fisherman
‘ .. and as there was no one I started digging a hole quickly but the moment I was about to shove him in there I looked up & I saw two campers. Without wasting any time, bang, bang I shoot them both down & kept digging for a bigger hole… ‘’
‘I can’t believe it’ says the fisherman
‘… and as I am about to throw them all in, I look up & I see the Sheriff & his deputy. I had no choice but to shoot them down too. So, as they lay on the ground and I am digging an even larger hole, I see a school bus driving by….’
‘NO WAY!!! You are a BIG liar!!’
‘Oh, well, if you don’t take some of the tuna pounds….. I will shoot them ALL down!!!!’
2006-10-24
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